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Dec 4, 2025

Racoon Trashes Liquor Store, Passes Out

Found spread-eagle next to the toilet like last night’s regret. How he secured his place as Virginia’s most famous party animal HERE.

Nov 25, 2025

Intoxicated School Bus Driver Blames the NyQuil

It’s his nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever, stuffy nose, show up to work legally drunk remedy! Read the full story here. Photo by Joshua Hoehne on Unsplash

Nov 14, 2025

Unqualified Pilot Flies Passenger Jets

His pilot’s credentials were as genuine as airplane food is delicious. Learn what happens when fake-it-til-you-make-it goes too far HERE!

Oct 8, 2025

Restaurant Serves Cat Food Burger

Kitty kibble couture, served hot and purr-fectly plated for YOU! More about what’s on the Stupid News Menu HERE!

Sep 22, 2025

Match Teacher Busted With Blow

Somebody’s after-school special got way too real. More on her venture into “higher” education HERE!

Sep 16, 2025

Pizza Hungry Hound Starts Stovetop Fire

When four paws and pizza collide, things can really heat up. More on this pizza pups kitchen chaos HERE! Photo: Catherine Dewell Facebook

Aug 28, 2025

Arrested For Imitation Intoxication

The only thing wasted was everyone’s time. How a harmless act led to an unexpected arrest HERE!

Aug 22, 2025

Man Embezzles $150K For Pokémon

If you ever thought adulting was tough, imagine explaining THIS to your lawyer. More about how he tried to catch ’em all HERE!

Jul 28, 2025

Feline Felon Found Nicking Neighbors Knickers

Look what the cat dragged in! More on the cat burglar, and the interview with it’s owner HERE!

May 27, 2025

Pet Lizard Saves Owner From Fire

This lizard set a new standard for domestic heroes everywhere. The cold blooded details HERE! Photo by Erin Testone on Unsplash

May 21, 2025

Drug Smuggling Cat Caught Breaking Into Prison

Turns out, curiosity isn’t the only thing that gets cats in trouble. Details (And video) of this near purr-fect crime HERE!

May 13, 2025

Bear Busts Into 7 Cars in 1 Night

Forget cat burglars-Colorado’s got a bear burglar. More about his night of bear-eaking and entering HERE! Photo by Marc-Olivier Jodoin on Unsplash