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Jan 4, 2024

Robber Busted Waiting for Uber Getaway Car

If you’re this stupid, just call the cops yourself, they’ll be more than happy to give you a free ride! Read more about the bonehead burglar’s offbeat escape plan HERE! Photo by Viktor Avdeev on Unsplash

Jan 3, 2024

Chase Suspect Stops to Refuel

Pro Tip: Always fill ‘er up before the chase. More on the “Car Chase Channel” blooper reel bonehead HERE! Photo by engin akyurt on Unsplash

Dec 28, 2023

Somebody Crack a Window!

On second thought, better keep it closed. A town in New Zealand is trying to de-stink before the Juicy Festival comes to town! Read the story. Photo by Giorgio Trovato on Unsplash

Nov 17, 2023

Police Chase Ends in Tipped Golf Course Prota Potty

From the outhouse to the Big House. Find out how he ended up “in the hole” HERE! Photo by Craig Whitehead on Unsplash

Nov 14, 2023

Delta Asks You to Please Refrain from Singing on the Plane

Sing, sing a song Sing out loud Sing out strong – just not on the airplane Read the story here! Photo by Kevin Woblick on Unsplash

Nov 6, 2023

Police Raid Finds $200K of Legos

Police have a lot to build a case with, now that they’ve put the pieces together. Read how cops busted the blockheads HERE! Photo by FORTYTWO on Unsplash

Oct 10, 2023

Man Applies for Job, Steals Car

Being an assertive decision maker is something employers are looking for, unless those assertive decisions are felonies. More about the boneheaded bandit HERE! Photo by Tim Mossholder on Unsplash

Sep 21, 2023

Basehead Busted for Breakfast

Was this an episode of Baking Bad? Find the recipe for his Egg McMethin HERE! Photo by Steven Cordes on Unsplash

Sep 19, 2023

Live Bear Shuts Down Disney World

Was it headed for the Country Bear Jamboree? Find out how easy it is to to sneak into Disney World without paying HERE! Photo by Andre Tan on Unsplash

Aug 30, 2023

Woman Arrested After Reporting She Had Been Murdered

Don’t you hate when you tell people you’ve been murdered and no one believes you? Details of the deceitful dunderhead HERE! Photo by Taras Chernus on Unsplash

May 29, 2019

Friday’s “Stupid News” lead story…

You know you’re smoking too much marijuana when you shoot yourself in the bojangles and can’t remember you’ve stuck some up your bum. Trouble snowballs for man who shot himself. Read the story here.