Stupid News
Mar 11, 2024
Women Use Dead Man To Make Bank Withdrawal
Life imitating art. Too bad the art is “Weekend At Bernie’s.” The sad troubling details HERE! Photo by ian dooley on Unsplash
Mar 8, 2024
Man Tries To Steal Driverless Car
Sounds like the car is on but nobody’s behind the wheel in more ways than one… Read more about the half-wit highwayman HERE! Photo by Samuele Errico Piccarini on Unsplash
Mar 7, 2024
Flirting Florida Flier Busted for Bomb Threat
As pick-up lines go, it bombed. More on the “Florida Man” facepalm felony HERE! Photo by dylan nolte on Unsplash
Mar 6, 2024
Tourist Stung in the Man Bits by Scorpion
Worst superhero origin story…EVER! What really happened between the man and the scorpion HERE! Photo by Leon Pauleikhoff on Unsplash
Mar 5, 2024
Cops Nab Suspect On Toilet
They caught this dude on the can. And now he’ll be spending some time IN the can. More about the punk literally caught with his pants down HERE! Photo by Gabor Monori on Unsplash
Mar 4, 2024
Man Arrested for Stealing Hot Chocolate
After a long hard day of robbing houses, every thief deserves a nice hot cup of cocoa! More on the cocoa crook HERE! Photo by Nature Zen on Unsplash
Mar 1, 2024
Stripper Hits Patron with Cash Wad
He’s just lucky strippers don’t get tipped in coins. More about the cash smash in the ‘stache HERE! Photo by Vitaly Taranov on Unsplash
Feb 29, 2024
Tourist Drives Off Cliff, Falls Into Sea, Lives
He goes by “Lucky.” More on the cliff diving Canadian Evil Knievel HERE! Photo by Joseph Holihan on Unsplash
Feb 28, 2024
Bacon and Ammo Stolen From Freedom
God Bless ’Murica? More about the pork pillaging, buckshot bandit HERE! Photo by Gwendal Cottin on Unsplash
Feb 27, 2024
Priest Busted For Stealing Oven Mitts, Ice Cream
He traded in his clerical clothing for an orange jumpsuit. More on the pilfering priest HERE! Photo by mahdi rezaei on Unsplash
Feb 26, 2024
Robber Leaves With Less Than He Came In With
He needs a job to support his life of crime. More about the robbery that makes no ‘cents’ HERE! Photo by Kenny Eliason on Unsplash
Feb 23, 2024
Carjacked By German Shepherds
They just wanted to go bye-bye. More on the most adorable crime ever HERE! Photo by St. Petersburg Florida PD/Facebook