Stupid News
Feb 22, 2024
Thieves Steal Only Ice Cream
Not exactly a smash-and-grab at a Park Avenue jewelry store, but I guess you have to start somewhere. More on the rocky road robbers HERE! Photo by Mae Mu on Unsplash
Feb 21, 2024
Crooks Rob Store Dressed in Cookie Monster Pajamas
“C” is for Crookie, that’s good enough for me. Police need your help finding these Grouches. Read about it HERE! Photo by Jelleke Vanooteghem on Unsplash
Feb 20, 2024
Store Manager Oversees 6 Robberies in 6 Months
Now he’s in line for a promotion to corporate management. The full story HERE! Photo by Stephanie Rhee on Unsplash
Feb 19, 2024
Felony Chewing Gum Theft
Cops are having a hard time finding her. Apparently, she’s kinda Wrigley. The story of how she went from Double Bubble to BIG TROUBLE HERE! Photo by Daniel Monteiro on Unsplash
Feb 16, 2024
Man Steals Yard Statues, Gives Them To Ex For Valentine’s Day
The good news is he likely met someone new that night in jail. The whole love gone wrong story HERE! Photo by Marah Bashir on Unsplash
Feb 15, 2024
Man Wins Lottery 3 Days After Breakup
Sometimes moving on isn’t as hard as you thought it was going to be. Read the fairy tale story of the luckiest man alive HERE! Photo by Nghia Le on Unsplash
Feb 14, 2024
Woman Swings Sword At Cop
This would be a perfect case for bringing back stocks in the town square. More on the ol’ battle axe HERE! Photo by 1MilliDollars on Unsplash
Feb 13, 2024
Minister Busted for Dealing Meth
More of a crystal-Methodist pastor, as it were. More about the malfeasant minister HERE! Photo by Loren Biser on Unsplash
Feb 12, 2024
Texting in Trial Costs Judge Her Job
“Show me your briefs, LOL, OMG, ROTFL.” More on why this judge got bumped from the bench HERE! Photo by Jae Park on Unsplash
Feb 9, 2024
Nebraska Scraps State Slogan
They say the best place to be in Nebraska is right in the center of it. That way, no matter which direction you go, you’re leaving it. More about the phased out phrase, and what’s to come HERE! Photo by Evan Buchholz on Unsplash
Feb 8, 2024
PETA Now Targets Carousel Horses
Watch out, kids. Next, they’re coming after your teddy bears. More on the group’s fight with a Wichita, KS company HERE! Photo by Henk van der Steege on Unsplash
Feb 7, 2024
Toothbrushes Used In Cyberattack
This is what happens when your toothbrush is smarter than you. More on what sounds like a Madlib turned headline HERE! Photo by Goby on Unsplash