Stupid News
Dec 15, 2023
I WOULD CLAIM THE MONEY BUT I WOULD HAVE TO GET DRESSED AND TAKE A PHOTO
It’s a whole thing. I guess you can just keep it. Time Runs Out for Winner to Claim $44 Million Lottery Ticket Read the full story here. Photo by Erik Mclean on Unsplash
Dec 14, 2023
Woman Sneaks Gun Into MRI, Shot In Butt
To add insult to injury, her brain scan came up totally negative. More on this literal pain in the butt HERE! Photo by Camila Quintero Franco on Unsplash
Dec 13, 2023
Man Molests Manatee Mannequin
Oh the hu-manatee! More on the arrest of the mashed malfeasant HERE! Photo by Frank Wolsing on Unsplash
Dec 12, 2023
Burglar Armed with Pizza Slicer
“Don’t scream or I’ll cut you into eight beautifully uniform pieces!” More on the Great Value cauliflower crust pizza of burglars HERE! Photo by Parker Hilton on Unsplash
Dec 11, 2023
Drug Dealing Barber Busted By Bald Customers
“I said I wanted it SHORT, not I wanted a SNORT.” More on their close shave with the law HERE! Photo by Marco D’Emilia on Unsplash
Dec 8, 2023
Naughty or Nice Speed Camera
You better not shout. You better not cry. Find out if you get a ticket or a lump of coal HERE! Photo by Mads Eneqvist on Unsplash
Dec 7, 2023
Man Hits Wife With Sausage
You’ll have to handle your own smutty punchline, because we’re not going there. Read how police were able to link him to the crime HERE! Photo by charlesdeluvio on Unsplash
Dec 6, 2023
Woman Shoplifts During ‘Shop With A Cop’ Event
She was charged with shoplifting and felony bad timing. More on the brainless bandit HERE! Photo by Jacky Lam on Unsplash
Dec 5, 2023
Florida Man Arrested Waring ‘I just got out of prison’ T-shirt
It was a crime of fashion! Read all about his fashion (and criminal) faux pas HERE! Photo by Sander Sammy on Unsplash
Dec 4, 2023
Severed Finger Found in Salad
That manager’s putting too much of herself into her work. More about the new “finger food” menu HERE! Photo by Olena Bohovyk on Unsplash
Dec 1, 2023
Attorney Pitches Poop-Filled Pringles Can
Like they say, once you pop you can’t stop. You honor, we would like to enter Exhibits B & M HERE. Photo by Lal MAHAMMAD on Unsplash
Nov 30, 2023
Woman Eats Counterfeit Money
She should’ve just maxed out a credit card that she has no intention of paying back like the rest of us. More about how she will have to cough up some jail time HERE! Photo by Blogging Guide on Unsplash