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Feb 2, 2026
Holiday Mascot Battle Royale
It’s Groundhog Day! So apparently the internet decided to settle a question no one asked: which holiday mascot would win in a massive brawl? Nearly 4,000 people weighed in, because of course they did. Punxsutawney Phil clocked in with 11%, which means folks think the weather rodent could actually throw paws. But not enough to take … Continue reading Holiday Mascot Battle Royale
Jan 22, 2026
How To Prep And Protect Your Home For Cold Temps
So, winter has finally decided to show up…ALL AT ONCE! If you’d rather not live in a popsicle, here’s how to keep your house cozy and pipes unbroken. First, know where your main water valve is—because if your pipes do burst, panic is not a plan. Drip your faucets a bit overnight; it’s cheaper than … Continue reading How To Prep And Protect Your Home For Cold Temps
Jan 19, 2026
How To Cope With Blue Monday
So apparently, every third Monday in January is “Blue Monday” — supposedly the most depressing day of the year. Why? Because by now, our New Year’s resolutions have collapsed, the credit card bills have arrived, and it’s still winter… everywhere. The whole idea wasn’t dreamt up by some doom-obsessed scientist, but by a UK travel … Continue reading How To Cope With Blue Monday
Jan 16, 2026
Vinyl Records Resurgence Continues
So apparently, vinyl’s still the comeback kid — nineteen years running. Yep, Luminate’s 2025 music report says vinyl sales jumped another 8.6%, while digital album sales face-planted nearly 16%. Taylor Swift’s The Life of a Showgirl led the charge — 1.6 million copies spun on turntables. Sabrina Carpenter and Kendrick Lamar grabbed the silver and … Continue reading Vinyl Records Resurgence Continues
Jan 13, 2026
Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats
So, there’s a mayor in Tasmania who had to post a public reminder that honestly shouldn’t exist: “Please don’t eat toilet seats.” Apparently, Mayor Michelle Dracoulis found bite marks—actual bite marks—on a public toilet seat. And because this is the world we live in, she had to take to social media to say, in all … Continue reading Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats
Jan 12, 2026
It’s National Pizza Week!
So, apparently it’s National Pizza Week. No one really knows who invented it—probably someone with a deep love of carbs and cheese—but it runs Jan. 11 through Jan. 17, so that’s all the excuse you need to grab a slice. We encourage you to celebrate by listening to win 4 large pizzas from Wildfire Pizza … Continue reading It’s National Pizza Week!
Jan 9, 2026
How To Protect Yourself From Flu
So, the flu’s back — and it apparently missed us so much it showed up everywhere. Hospitals? Packed. ERs? Overflowing. Doctors are calling it one of the worst seasons in decades, thanks to a new “super flu” strain that refuses to mind its own business. Right now, nearly every state is lighting up with “high” … Continue reading How To Protect Yourself From Flu
Dec 8, 2025
Woman In Coffin Set for Cremation Begins Knocking
Nothing livens up a funeral like someone not being dead. Find out how government bureaucracy saved her life HERE!
Dec 1, 2025
Felony Joyride Burger Run
Putting the fast in “Fast Food.” A meal deal that now includes fines, a lawyer, and a new job search HERE!
Nov 14, 2025
Silver Dollar City Old Time Christmas: Passports, Plans & More!
Madie Foreman, stopped by the Classic Hits 93.9 studios to talk to Thom Watts about Silver Dollar City ‘Old Time Christmas’ 2025, plus how you can give the gift of Silver Dollar City for the holidays. The air is buzzing with anticipation surrounding Silver Dollar City’s ‘Old Time Christmas,’ the 7-time winner of America’s Best … Continue reading Silver Dollar City Old Time Christmas: Passports, Plans & More!
Oct 16, 2025
Prison Guard Fired For Selling Chicken Wings To Inmate
Trading professionalism for poultry. Find out what happens when integrity takes a lunch break HERE!
Aug 20, 2025
PETA Takes Aim At Mario Kart
And no, it’s not about weaponizing turtles. (Well, not yet, at least.) More on this wild ride HERE!