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Dec 5, 2024
Shoplift With A Cop
He confused “Shop with a Cop” for “Shop and Get Caught!” More on this foolhardy felon HERE! Photo by Kindel Media
Nov 26, 2024
Criminally Cute Kleptomaniac Confiscates Kindergartners’ Kicks
Police investigated a serial shoe thief only to find it was a weasel, earning that weasel reputation. Check out the story and video HERE. Photo by Gary Ellis on Unsplash
Oct 14, 2024
Bag Marked “Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs”, Full of Drugs
Hope they’re charge them with a felony attempt at irony. More on these unoriginal, lousy liars HERE! Photo by: Courtesy of Portland Police Bureau
Oct 10, 2024
New Duran Duran Single Covers ELO
Duran Duran has released a cover of Electric Light Orchestra classic “Evil Woman.” The song is part of an of expansion release of Duran Duran’s “Danse Macabre” album, a series of covers that reflect the Halloween Season. Check out the story and listen to their “spooky” take HERE!
Sep 3, 2024
Drug Smuggler Busted For Sleeping and Driving
This is just embarrassing. What self-respecting drug dealer drives a Tesla?! Read the whole story HERE! Photo by Roberto Nickson on Unsplash
Aug 26, 2024
Mayor Arrested For Providing Booze To Inmates
Are prison work crews allowed martini breaks? More about felony littering in Georgia HERE! Photo by John Cameron on Unsplash
Aug 1, 2024
Man Commits Crime To Prove He’s Not Dead
How boring a life did this guy lead? The story of the felonious pseudo-zombie HERE! Photo by Rajesh Rajput on Unsplash
Jun 21, 2024
Ex-Con Back Behind Bars Over Honey Bun
Now he’s gotta watch HIS buns! More on the reason for this sweet, delicious felony HERE! Photo by Markus Spiske on Unsplash
Jun 11, 2024
You Stay Classy, News Anchor
A news anchor with a history of on air bird calls and rude hand gestures falls victim to an unreliable teleprompter. Check out the story and video HERE! Photo by Steve Lord on Unsplash
Jun 3, 2024
Woman Tries “Sweeping The Leg” during Arrest, Fails
She needs to watch a more current movie. The full story of the failed felony fight HERE! Photo by David Suarez on Unsplash
May 22, 2024
Graceland For Sale, Maybe
Elvis Presley’s historic home Graceland could possibly be sold at a foreclosure auction on Thursday, May 23. The news came as a surprise to family who asked for, and was granted, a temporary restraining order on Monday by a Memphis, Tennessee court to halt the sale. More on this developing story HERE! UPDATE: A judge … Continue reading Graceland For Sale, Maybe
May 21, 2024
Robber Steals Money and Funyuns
Feel sorry for the poor dude that has to share a cramped cell with this clown. More details on the felonious Funyun fiend HERE! Photo by: Joseph Hill