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Jan 20, 2026
Bill Filed To Allow Oklahoman’s Alligator Ownership
So apparently, Oklahoma might be going full Florida. Senator Jonathan Wingard just filed a bill to let folks own captive-bred alligators! No permit? No problem! It’s called Senate Bill 2087, and it basically says, “Sure, have a gator, just don’t pretend you caught it out back.” If you try to pass off a wild one … Continue reading Bill Filed To Allow Oklahoman’s Alligator Ownership
Jan 12, 2026
Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping
Down in small-town Louisiana, in peaceful pond, one determined woman was chasing her inner Ariel. Police in Linville, just north of Monroe, showed up to a neighbor’s property after reports of a naked trespasser — turns out, it was Erin Sutton, mid-dip, fully committed to “becoming a mermaid.” Not her first visit, apparently. The pond’s … Continue reading Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping
Jan 9, 2026
Man Rides Horse Through Target Store
So, picture this…you’re in Target, minding your business, maybe grabbing toothpaste, when some guy literally rides a horse down the aisle. Just a casual trot. The rider? TikToker Stephen Harmon, because of course it’s a TikToker. People stop, jaws drop, one brave soul even pets the horse like it’s just another day in retail. Then—because … Continue reading Man Rides Horse Through Target Store
Nov 28, 2025
Entire Band Quits and Abandons Singer at a Gas Station
This is going to ruin the tour. Read the full story here. Caution: Explicit Language Photo by Hans Eiskonen on Unsplash
Nov 27, 2025
Vice President Mocks Product and Customers and Admits He Comes to Work High
A secretly taped rant has lead to two people losing their jobs – both the recorder and the recorded. I don’t think one of them wanted to be there anymore anyway. Read the full story here. Photo by Girl with red hat on Unsplash
Nov 26, 2025
Driver Mistakes Kansas Highway for the Autobahn
It’s not that we don’t understand the urge to get out of Wichita with haste, but c’mon. Read the full story here. Photo by Pete F on Unsplash
Nov 25, 2025
Intoxicated School Bus Driver Blames the NyQuil
It’s his nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever, stuffy nose, show up to work legally drunk remedy! Read the full story here. Photo by Joshua Hoehne on Unsplash
Oct 31, 2025
Cocaine Found in Trick-or-Treat Candy Bag
Forget full-size candy bars—this grandma found something way stronger. Why you should always check your kids candy haul HERE!
Oct 24, 2025
AI Flags Doritos Bag as Gun
Artificial Intelligence thought it was a Snack Attack. How snack time just went full sci-fi HERE!
Oct 20, 2025
Museum Seeks Creepy Dolls
They are the dolls that tread a fine line between nostalgia and nightmares. Are you brave enough to visit a museum full of them. You can HERE!
Aug 25, 2025
Man Arrested For 120 mph DUI, with 2 Missing Tires
Police didn’t need a radar gun to know something was wrong. More on the man arrested for a checklist full of bad life choices HERE!
Aug 5, 2025
USDA Using Scarlett Johansson And Adam Driver To Scare Off Wolves
I have not seen this film, but the fact that it’s being used in this way discourages me from wanting to see it. And I’m not even a wolf. Read the full story here. Photo by Thomas Bonometti on Unsplash