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Jan 14, 2026
Search For Monkeys In St. Louis Hampered by Fake AI Posts
There are monkeys on the loose in St. Louis. They were first spotted hanging around O’Fallon Park last week, just living their best life in “The Lou.” Nobody knows where they came from, but since owning exotic animals is illegal in the city, someone out there is probably sweating right now. The St. Louis Zoo … Continue reading Search For Monkeys In St. Louis Hampered by Fake AI Posts
Jan 13, 2026
Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats
So, there’s a mayor in Tasmania who had to post a public reminder that honestly shouldn’t exist: “Please don’t eat toilet seats.” Apparently, Mayor Michelle Dracoulis found bite marks—actual bite marks—on a public toilet seat. And because this is the world we live in, she had to take to social media to say, in all … Continue reading Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats
Jan 12, 2026
Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping
Down in small-town Louisiana, in peaceful pond, one determined woman was chasing her inner Ariel. Police in Linville, just north of Monroe, showed up to a neighbor’s property after reports of a naked trespasser — turns out, it was Erin Sutton, mid-dip, fully committed to “becoming a mermaid.” Not her first visit, apparently. The pond’s … Continue reading Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping
Jan 8, 2026
Cops Deliver DoorDash After Arresting Driver
The arrest was unexpected, but the service was impeccable. A couple on Mercer Island, Washington was settling in for the night, waiting on DoorDash and dreaming of Chipotle burritos. The doorbell rings, they open up… and instead of a delivery driver, it’s a police officer standing there with their dinner. Turns out, the actual Door … Continue reading Cops Deliver DoorDash After Arresting Driver
Jan 7, 2026
Monkey Wrecks A Music Shop
The monkey’s fine. The guitars? Not so much. More on this mischievous monkey music maker HERE!
Jan 6, 2026
Lobster Rustlers
Somewhere, there’s a getaway truck that smells delicious. More on this mystery dipped in butter and scandal HERE!
Jan 5, 2026
Man Charged With Au Naturel Robbery of Meat Market
Guess “dressed for success” meant something else to this guy. The naked truth HERE!
Dec 31, 2025
Man Steals Same Car TWICE
Apparently, déjà vu is now a criminal lifestyle choice. The tale of a VERY literal repeat offender HERE!
Dec 29, 2025
Naked Man Terrorizes Hobby Lobby
Florida just can’t take the holiday off. Details about the Florida “craft store chaos” HERE!
Dec 26, 2025
Tween Car Thieves Crash Into House, Panic About Santa
Some kids wait up listening for reindeer; these three heard sirens instead. More on this Christmas tale about instant regret, PLUS body cam footage, HERE!
Dec 19, 2025
Naked Man Steals Cop Car
No shirt. No shoes. BIG problem! More about the suspect with NOTHING to hide HERE!
Dec 17, 2025
Guy Calls Cops After Car He Stole Got Towed
He called police to complain his stolen car got towed, basically forgetting that he was the thief. How he RSVP’d to his own arrest HERE. Photo: New Castle County Sheriff Department