Stupid News
Nov 13, 2023
Marked for Stupidity
A bit of historical stupidity from the Asinine Archives: These clowns had guilt written all over their faces. Read the story, and check out the mugshots here. Photo by Brett Jordan on Unsplash
Nov 10, 2023
Man Found With 5 Gators In Tub
Has anyone seen his cat? More on the moist miniature meanies HERE! Photo by Amber Kipp on Unsplash
Nov 9, 2023
Tuba Player Punches Heckler
Tuba players know how to handle blowhards. More about the Oom-pah-pah, Oom-pah-pow incident HERE! Photo by Curioso Photography on Unsplash
Nov 8, 2023
Otters Attack Swimming Man
Serene Lake – Come for the adventure, Stay for the tetanus and rabies shots. More regarding the ornery otter onslaught HERE! Photo by Kedar Gadge on Unsplash
Nov 7, 2023
Batman Flees After Shooting
Because he’s the hero Bellingham WA deserves, but not the one it needs right now. Read about the capture of the cosplay criminal HERE! Photo by Ali Kokab on Unsplash
Nov 6, 2023
Police Raid Finds $200K of Legos
Police have a lot to build a case with, now that they’ve put the pieces together. Read how cops busted the blockheads HERE! Photo by FORTYTWO on Unsplash
Nov 3, 2023
Car Stolen for Joyride Gets Carjacked
It started out like “Ferris Bueller’s Day” off and ended like “Gone in 60 Seconds.” More about the hot hooptie’s night out HERE! Photo by Samuele Errico Piccarini on Unsplash
Nov 2, 2023
Drink Order Sparks Bomb Threat
Further proof that trying to be healthy leads to trouble. Read all about his Babbel bungle HERE! Photo by David von Diemar on Unsplash
Nov 1, 2023
More Like Mission Improbable
If you’re gonna do a heist, do it with style. And get caught anyway. Check out the full story here. Photo by Bastian Pudill on Unsplash
Oct 31, 2023
Florida Police Chase Banana Man
He’s in a bunch of trouble but will get off on appeal. We Dole out the details HERE! Photo by Fran on Unsplash
Oct 30, 2023
TSA Busts Woman With Weed in Adult Diaper
You could say it was her “private stash.” Read all about the diaper dope smuggler HERE! Photo courtesy of Lisa Farbstein – TSA Spokesperson via X, formerly Twitter
Oct 27, 2023
Cop Gives Mouth-To-Mouth to Snake
The kiss of life! More like the hiss of life. See the unbelievable, heebie-jeebie inducing video HERE! Photo by 🇸🇮 Janko Ferlič on Unsplash