Stupid News
Oct 26, 2023
Clown Gets Ticket for Traffic Violation
What a Bozo! More on this Clown Car Criminal HERE! Photo by Nong on Unsplash
Oct 25, 2023
POLICE SHOOT MAN EXITING PORTA-POTTY
“This is the police – come out with your pants up!” Learn more about the tawdry toilet transgression HERE! Photo by Erik Zünder on Unsplash
Oct 24, 2023
Woman Leaves Man at U2 Concert, Steals $50K
He called himself Sugar Daddy, but he was more like a Dum Dum. Learn more about the lustful loser HERE! Photo by Roger Harris on Unsplash
Oct 20, 2023
Crook Poses as Mannequin to Rob Store
This crime apparently has no statue of limitations. Read all about the poser HERE! Photo by Anh Tuan To on Unsplash
Oct 19, 2023
Kidnapers Grab Wrong Guy
If only there was some way to confirm a person’s identity, such as some sort of state-issued license of some kind that included a name and a photo. The triple decker helping of Florida flavored fail HERE! Photo by Creaslim on Unsplash
Oct 18, 2023
Greek Thieves Snag $400K of “Liquid Gold”
Authorities are seeking Popeye for questioning. Details of the slick operation HERE! Photo by Roberta Sorge on Unsplash
Oct 17, 2023
Portajohns Stolen-Bobbies Baffled
It’s a real Loo-dunnit. All the smelly details HERE! Photo by Amit Lahav on Unsplash
Oct 16, 2023
Suspected Bomb Just Adult Diaper
Was this an in-flight emergency, the work of terrorists, or a case of mistaken identity? Depends All the absorbing details HERE! Photo by Mason Kimbarovsky on Unsplash
Oct 13, 2023
Cemetary Worker Falls Into Grave
In fairness, cemeteries are designed to put people into the ground, not take them out. Read the details of the emergency exhumation HERE! Photo by Nick Fewings on Unsplash
Oct 12, 2023
Woman Steal Car for Job Interview
We’ve said it before, being an assertive decision maker is something employers are looking for, unless those assertive decisions are felonies. More about the burlesque bandit HERE! Photo by Eric Nopanen on Unsplash
Oct 11, 2023
Florida Sausage Fight
Sausage fights are the wurst, because in the end, there were no wieners. Every fat, slippery, and spicy detail HERE! Photo by Yasin Arıbuğa on Unsplash
Oct 10, 2023
Man Applies for Job, Steals Car
Being an assertive decision maker is something employers are looking for, unless those assertive decisions are felonies. More about the boneheaded bandit HERE! Photo by Tim Mossholder on Unsplash