Stupid News
Sep 21, 2023
Basehead Busted for Breakfast
Was this an episode of Baking Bad? Find the recipe for his Egg McMethin HERE! Photo by Steven Cordes on Unsplash
Sep 20, 2023
Homeowner Stabbed-Pulls Out Knife-Stabs Stabber
The name of the homeowner has not been revealed, but we can assume everyone just calls him “Chuck Norris.” Read more about the hardened homeowner HERE! Photo by Markus Spiske on Unsplash
Sep 19, 2023
Live Bear Shuts Down Disney World
Was it headed for the Country Bear Jamboree? Find out how easy it is to to sneak into Disney World without paying HERE! Photo by Andre Tan on Unsplash
Sep 18, 2023
Man Arrested For Torching Car Belonging to His Girlfriend/Cousin
That’s some next level Florida’ing! Read more about the insecure, incestuous arsonist HERE! Photo by Afif Ramdhasuma on Unsplash
Sep 15, 2023
New Fashion: Torn Stained Underwear
Who pre-stains it? Your mother would never want you to get in a car accident in THESE! Photo by OSPAN ALI on Unsplash
Sep 14, 2023
Carjacker Crashes Into Cop Shop
Did he also fill out his own paperwork and escort himself to his jail cell? Read the story of the carjacker cop shop crash HERE! Photo by Grant Durr on Unsplash
Sep 13, 2023
Florida Man Busted For Golf Cart DUI On Highway
Catch me ridin’ birdie! More on the exploits of the “Duke of Hazards” HERE! Photo by patricio davalos on Unsplash
Sep 12, 2023
Three Arrested After All-Out Bowling Alley Brawl
Bet they all claim they were “framed.” Read the striking details HERE! Photo by IBRAHIM AL JARUSHI on Unsplash
Sep 11, 2023
Deputy Imitates Dog to Nab Car Thieves
Hee’s such a gooood boooy! Get him a Scooby Snack. Hear how “Deputy Dog” duped the dolts HERE! Photo by Philbo 🇺🇦 on Unsplash
Sep 8, 2023
Man Saved From Jungle Cat Attack By Exploding Phone
A cat call actually saved a man’s life! The explosive story HERE! Photo by Laura Rivera on Unsplash
Sep 7, 2023
Florida Man Busted For Assault With A Snickers Bar
He should have eaten the candy bar first, because you are not yourself when you’re hangry. The dangerously delectable details HERE! Photo by Shyam Mishra on Unsplash
Sep 6, 2023
Florida Deputy Leads Other Police On Car Chase
Kind of the opposite of “quiet quitting.” Read about his high speed hijinks HERE! Photo by Satyajit Bhowmik on Unsplash