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Apr 6, 2026

Florida Freeloader Fashion Faux Pas

In Florida, Farron Fullerton, got busted for trespassing at a hotel after refusing to check out. Deputies show up, tell him it’s time to go, and when he won’t budge, they arrest him… but here’s the kicker: Farron’s strolling around in a stolen jail uniform. Turns out, he swiped it from the Mitchell County Jail … Continue reading Florida Freeloader Fashion Faux Pas

Apr 3, 2026

Fun Family Easter Activities

So if you’re trying to get in the Easter spirit. without completely losing your sanity, there are some fun ways to do it. First up, trackeaterbunny.com. Yes, you can literally track the Easter Bunny online now. It’s like Santa Tracker… but with more hopping. Then there’s the glow-in-the-dark egg hunt—because why not make your kids … Continue reading Fun Family Easter Activities

Apr 2, 2026

Boozy Bandit Boosts Bud Light Big Rig

In Evansville, Indiana, Randall Baker thought stealing a Bud Light truck was a solid Friday plan. Police say he snatched the semi right out of a liquor store lot, then took off like it was the world’s saddest NASCAR tryout. Deputies gave chase — because, well, you can’t just peel out in a beer truck … Continue reading Boozy Bandit Boosts Bud Light Big Rig

Apr 1, 2026

Drunken Airport Debacle

In Daytona Beach Airport in Florida, Bryan Parker apparently decided TSA lines were for amateurs. He plowed his blue Mustang straight through the airport gate and right onto the runway. And because this is Florida, he then tried to hop on a few planes—one even had passengers inside. Thankfully, it was locked. Cops finally nabbed … Continue reading Drunken Airport Debacle

Mar 24, 2026

Thom Watts Talks Silver Dollar City With Brandei & Madi

Thom Watts had Brandei and Madi from Silver Dollar City in — basically the queens of the park — and we covered a lot in this visit. Thunderation is taking its final lap after about 30 years, so this whole season is one big retirement party instead of a pity party. They’re even rolling out … Continue reading Thom Watts Talks Silver Dollar City With Brandei & Madi

Mar 23, 2026

“Dirty Dozen” Tax Scams of 2026

Because nothing says ‘springtime’ like the smell of fraud in the air, the IRS just dropped their annual “Dirty Dozen” list of tax scams — like clockwork, right before the April 15th deadline. At the top: fake IRS emails and texts that look oh-so-official, down to the links and QR codes. Then there’s AI-powered phone … Continue reading “Dirty Dozen” Tax Scams of 2026

Mar 19, 2026

Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart

A “pickled pensioner” in North Port, Florida, decided his golf cart was the perfect getaway car after “partying at the club” since noon. It was nine at night. His wife fell out of the cart on the way home, hit her head, and he called 911 … which was the smartest thing he did all … Continue reading Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart

Mar 18, 2026

Joplin Recycling Coordinator Scott Patterson Visits Classic Hits 93.9

You know what costs less than a fancy latte? Curbside recycling in Joplin — just $4.87 a month, and they even give you the cart. Seriously, you just call Republic Services, roll your bin to the curb when it’s full, and boom — you’re saving the planet before breakfast. Joplin’s recycling guru, Scott Patterson, says … Continue reading Joplin Recycling Coordinator Scott Patterson Visits Classic Hits 93.9

Mar 13, 2026

Friday The 13th NOT As Dangerous As You Think

So, it’s Friday the 13th — cue the spooky music. If you find yourself scanning for black cats or skipping sidewalk cracks, you might have triskaidekaphobia… yep, fear of the number 13. Millions do. In fact, some folks even stay home today. Ironically, research says we’re actually safer on Friday the 13th, probably because everyone’s … Continue reading Friday The 13th NOT As Dangerous As You Think

Mar 12, 2026

Neighborhood Plagued By Nude Burglar

Fairfax County Virginia police are hunting for a man who’s been breaking into homes in Centreville — without bothering to put on any clothes. Yep, we’re talking about a full-blown nude burglar situation. Between March 5th and 8th, at least four residents woke up in the wee hours to find a naked stranger strolling through … Continue reading Neighborhood Plagued By Nude Burglar

Mar 9, 2026

Man Steals Flamingo from Vegas Hotel

Many hotel guests take the complimentary soap or shampoo, maybe a towel. This guy from Canada — Mitchell Fairbarn — went full Vegas at 5 a.m. and decided the best souvenir would be… a real flamingo. From the Flamingo Hotel. You can’t make this up. Security cameras caught him sneaking into the bird habitat, snatching … Continue reading Man Steals Flamingo from Vegas Hotel

Mar 3, 2026

Whataburger Manager Takes Down Assault Suspect With Trash Can

A Whataburger manager in Paris, Texas just added “trash can combat specialist” to his résumé. Apparently, a drunk customer started mouthing off at the staff, got asked to leave—then came back swinging and actually punched the manager. Rookie mistake. After a few hits, the manager shakes it off, goes full WWE, and grabs the nearest … Continue reading Whataburger Manager Takes Down Assault Suspect With Trash Can