Boozy Bandit Boosts Bud Light Big Rig

In Evansville, Indiana, Randall Baker thought stealing a Bud Light truck was a solid Friday plan. Police say he snatched the semi right out of a liquor store lot, then took off like it was the world’s saddest NASCAR tryout.

Deputies gave chase — because, well, you can’t just peel out in a beer truck and not expect attention. Randall refused to stop, bumped a sheriff’s car, and finally plowed into a field. When he locked himself inside, officers hit him with pepperballs until he surrendered.

Thankfully, no serious injuries… unless you count Randall’s pride. He blew a .103, racked up more charges than a bar tab, and yes — the beer survived.