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Dec 31, 2025
Resolutions You Can Actually Keep
So, be honest, how’d those 2025 resolutions go? If your “accomplished” list has fewer checkmarks than your “meh, maybe next year” one, same. Let’s not torture ourselves with the same “new year, new me” drama. Let’s go for “new year, but slightly improved me.” Here’s the plan: pick resolutions you might actually *do*. Like, try … Continue reading Resolutions You Can Actually Keep
Dec 31, 2025
Times Square New Year’s Eve Ball Will Drop Twice In 2026
On New Year’s, right after the clock hits midnight and everyone’s done screaming “Happy New Year,” Times Square is doubling down. Not only are red, white, and blue confetti raining down, but it’s officially the kickoff for America’s 250th birthday party. Yep, quarter of a millennium — we’re practically ancient. America250, the group Congress picked … Continue reading Times Square New Year’s Eve Ball Will Drop Twice In 2026
Dec 3, 2025
Runaway Reindeer, Marines Called
One reindeer slipped out of a Christmas event, and the Royal Marines got involved. Pour yourself an eggnog, and read all about it HERE!
Dec 1, 2025
Felony Joyride Burger Run
Putting the fast in “Fast Food.” A meal deal that now includes fines, a lawyer, and a new job search HERE!
Nov 25, 2025
Intoxicated School Bus Driver Blames the NyQuil
It’s his nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever, stuffy nose, show up to work legally drunk remedy! Read the full story here. Photo by Joshua Hoehne on Unsplash
Nov 11, 2025
CPKC Holiday Train Brings Smashmouth to Pittsburg, Joplin Saturday November 29
The Canadian Pacific Kansas City Holiday Train returns to the Four States at the end of the month and they’re bringing iconic musical acts with them. The full-sized Christmas parade on rails, complete with twinkle lights, music, and a mission, rolls into Pittsburg, Kansas, at 11 a.m. on November 29, right along North Michigan Avenue. … Continue reading CPKC Holiday Train Brings Smashmouth to Pittsburg, Joplin Saturday November 29
Nov 5, 2025
Man Caught Shoplifting Power Tool In Pants
Guess subtlety isn’t his strong suit. What happens when your getaway depends on waddling instead of running HERE!
Nov 3, 2025
Man Smashes Car With Giant Pumpkin
This cars run ended with a bang and a squash. Learn all about arguably the greatest automotive exit ever HERE! Photo credit: Jill Bosworth Gebert / Instagram
Oct 23, 2025
Woman On Walk in the Park Hit By Airplane
She’s as OK as you can be after literally being run into by an airplane. More about this freak collision HERE!
Sep 18, 2025
Drunk Driver Claims Husband Was Driving, He Wasn’t Even in the Car
It’s always the husband’s fault. More on her dimwitted DUI defense HERE!
Sep 10, 2025
Nurse Saves Tipsy Trash Panda with CPR
CPR = Critter Pulmonary Resuscitation. Find out what in the name of Kentucky is going on HERE!
Sep 3, 2025
Man Crashes Into 2 Houses Trying To Run Over His EX
When your breakup turns into a demolition derby. Most exes leave emotional scars. More on the guy that left tire marks HERE.