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Sep 1, 2025

Moldy Ding Dongs

There’s mold at the center of a Ding Dong recall. More on the Ding Dong recall HERE!

Aug 15, 2025

Woman Arrested for Shooting Her Cell Phone

She was tired of dropped calls… so she dropped the phone. Permanently. How a tech issue turns into a crime scene in just seconds HERE!

Aug 5, 2025

Karaoke Hiker Spurs 911 Call With Nickelback Wailing

Not hurt. Not lost. Just emotionally involved in the JAM! More about this terrifying troubadour HERE!

Apr 24, 2025

Police Pop Partying Postal Worker

Return to “bender.” How her delivery went from first-class, to last call HERE.

Apr 14, 2025

Woman Calls AAA During Standoff To Fix Flat Tire Police Just Spiked

Too bad. This would have been a great testimonial. How she ended up flat busted HERE! Photo by engin akyurt on Unsplash

Jan 28, 2025

PETA Wants To Revamp Groundhog Day

PETA proposes replacing Punxsutawney Phil with vegan friendly meteorology. More on how PETA’s trying to have their forecast and eat it too HERE! Photo by Kat Wood

Jan 17, 2025

Crook Haggles What He’ll Steal From Victims

Call it selective stealing. More on this connoisseur of crime HERE! Photo by Luis Villasmil on Unsplash

Jan 6, 2025

Naked Sleepwalker Charged With Lewdness

Maybe this will be his wake-up call. All the bare facts of the story HERE! Photo by Johannes Krupinski on Unsplash

Dec 19, 2024

Drunk Driver Claims To Be Professional Drinker

As a “professional drinker,” you should know when to call a professional driver. More on this hotshot boozehound HERE! Photo by Samuel Kriesel on Unsplash

Dec 16, 2024

Thieves Rowboat Escape Fails

Their plan was full of holes—just like that rowboat! The lesson on why you should always have a getaway oarsman HERE! Photo by Polina Kuzovkova on Unsplash

Dec 9, 2024

Bomb Squad Deployed Over Box of Donuts

Well, they ARE little gut bombs. More on the incidnet that left everyone glazed and confused HERE! Photo by Aneta Voborilova on Unsplash

Nov 25, 2024

911 is Not a Homework Help Line

Still, it did work out, so I don’t know if the lesson will stick. A 10 year old called 911 for help on his math homework. Read the full story here. Photo by Andy Vult on Unsplash