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Jan 14, 2026
Search For Monkeys In St. Louis Hampered by Fake AI Posts
There are monkeys on the loose in St. Louis. They were first spotted hanging around O’Fallon Park last week, just living their best life in “The Lou.” Nobody knows where they came from, but since owning exotic animals is illegal in the city, someone out there is probably sweating right now. The St. Louis Zoo … Continue reading Search For Monkeys In St. Louis Hampered by Fake AI Posts
Jan 12, 2026
Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping
Down in small-town Louisiana, in peaceful pond, one determined woman was chasing her inner Ariel. Police in Linville, just north of Monroe, showed up to a neighbor’s property after reports of a naked trespasser — turns out, it was Erin Sutton, mid-dip, fully committed to “becoming a mermaid.” Not her first visit, apparently. The pond’s … Continue reading Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping
Jan 8, 2026
Cops Deliver DoorDash After Arresting Driver
The arrest was unexpected, but the service was impeccable. A couple on Mercer Island, Washington was settling in for the night, waiting on DoorDash and dreaming of Chipotle burritos. The doorbell rings, they open up… and instead of a delivery driver, it’s a police officer standing there with their dinner. Turns out, the actual Door … Continue reading Cops Deliver DoorDash After Arresting Driver
Nov 12, 2025
Men Try To Steal Interstate Highway Sign
Some thieves plan in the shadows—these two chose rush hour. The story that blurs the line between bold and bizarre HERE! Photo credit: Connecticut State Police
Sep 1, 2025
Moldy Ding Dongs
There’s mold at the center of a Ding Dong recall. More on the Ding Dong recall HERE!
Aug 27, 2025
Smokey Bear Kidnapped
He spent years warning us all about fire. He should’ve warned about thieves too. More about this bear-y bold robbery HERE!
Aug 7, 2025
Influencer Breaks Spine Trying Stiletto Challenge
The 32 year old posted afterward, “Irony? Karma? Or just life, which always tests our strength at the most unexpected moment.” Unexpected? You went through several steps to set this guaranteed disaster into motion! Read the stupid story here. Photo by The Paris Photographer on Unsplash
Jul 30, 2025
Man Shoots Girlfriend’s Husband Because He Couldn’t Outfight Him
Too weak to throw hands, so he pulled heat. How he went from secret lover to headline maker HERE! Photo courtesy Edmond PD Facebook
Jun 30, 2025
You Just Won a Big Lottery Jackpot – Just Kidding
Did we say you won $100,000? We meant $10. Sorry about that. Read the whole story here. Photo by Waldemar on Unsplash
Jun 9, 2025
Late for Job Interview, Man Busted Going 132 MPH
And they say no one wants to work anymore. More on this man’s fast track to success HERE!
Jun 4, 2025
Red Bull Loving TikTok Influencer Gets Barcode Tattoo
Red Bull might give you wings, but the stupid tattoo comes separately. Read the full story here! Photo by Chloe Boulos on Unsplash
May 27, 2025
Pet Lizard Saves Owner From Fire
This lizard set a new standard for domestic heroes everywhere. The cold blooded details HERE! Photo by Erin Testone on Unsplash