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Severe Weather Possible Friday, 3/6

Mar 6, 2026

Severe Weather Possible Friday, 3/6

Severe storms could start between 3-6pm on Friday. This will be the first two rounds of severe weather with supercells as the first round and a second round from a line of storms expected around 8-11pm. All modes of severe weather possible, including damaging winds up to 70mph, large hail (2-3”) and tornadoes. We also can’t … Continue reading Severe Weather Possible Friday, 3/6

We’re Counting On Coffee To Survive Time Change

Mar 3, 2026

We’re Counting On Coffee To Survive Time Change

Turns out coffee isn’t just part of the morning… it IS the morning. People are literally scheduling their sleep around caffeine. A new survey says 47% of us actually go to bed earlier just so we have more time for coffee in the morning. As daylight saving time hits, 70% of coffee drinkers are stressing … Continue reading We’re Counting On Coffee To Survive Time Change

Whataburger Manager Takes Down Assault Suspect With Trash Can

Mar 3, 2026

Whataburger Manager Takes Down Assault Suspect With Trash Can

A Whataburger manager in Paris, Texas just added “trash can combat specialist” to his résumé. Apparently, a drunk customer started mouthing off at the staff, got asked to leave—then came back swinging and actually punched the manager. Rookie mistake. After a few hits, the manager shakes it off, goes full WWE, and grabs the nearest … Continue reading Whataburger Manager Takes Down Assault Suspect With Trash Can

Suspect On The Run Hides In Trash Can

Feb 26, 2026

Suspect On The Run Hides In Trash Can

So, this guy in Huber Heights, Ohio, takes off running after a traffic stop. Cops lose him for a bit, but they hang around the neighborhood—because, you know, fugitives don’t usually make great getaway plans. Meanwhile, it’s trash day. A sanitation worker rolls a can up to the truck, pops the lid, and almost jumps … Continue reading Suspect On The Run Hides In Trash Can

Man Heats His Home With Doughnuts

Feb 25, 2026

Man Heats His Home With Doughnuts

A man in Poland is literally running a Krispy Kreme furnace after he figured out it’s cheaper to heat his house with doughnuts than with wood. Marek Hoffmann noticed that Lidl doughnuts cost about three cents each and pack 440 calories — and since calories are basically heat energy, he did some math. Turns out … Continue reading Man Heats His Home With Doughnuts

Before You Call It Junk, Check Again

Feb 24, 2026

Before You Call It Junk, Check Again

Mike Wolfe—the guy from American Pickers—is back with a new show called History’s Greatest Picks. And before it premiered, he dropped a little list that might make you look at your dusty basement with fresh eyes. Turns out, you don’t have to be a pro picker to strike gold. Wolfe says some of the most … Continue reading Before You Call It Junk, Check Again

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Man Drives Drunk to Pay Open Container Fine

Feb 24, 2026

Man Drives Drunk to Pay Open Container Fine

In rural Montana, this 20-something guy drove to the police station to pay a fine for having an open container… and he drove drunk to do it. He strolled in to pay his ticket and file some kind of complaint, but the sheriff hears him slurring like he just left karaoke night. They ask, “Did … Continue reading Man Drives Drunk to Pay Open Container Fine

Great Catch by a High Rise Hero

Feb 23, 2026

Great Catch by a High Rise Hero

Check this out! A quick-thinking cleaner managed to catch a little kid, who fell 80 feet from a 7th-floor windowsill! Read the story and see the video here. Photo by Anh Henry Nguyen on Unsplash

Naked Man Steals Ambulance… Patient Still Onboard

Feb 23, 2026

Naked Man Steals Ambulance… Patient Still Onboard

So, picture this — you’re in the back of an ambulance, minding your own business… when suddenly it starts moving. And your driver? A naked guy who was just doing push-ups in public. Police in Wisconsin Rapids say Benjamin Feltz hopped into an ambulance while paramedics were treating someone in the back. One paramedic tried … Continue reading Naked Man Steals Ambulance… Patient Still Onboard

Shamrock Season Returns, Supports RMHC of the Four States

Feb 17, 2026

Shamrock Season Returns, Supports RMHC of the Four States

It’s that magical time of year when McDonald’s turns minty again. The Shamrock Shake is back! That green blend of vanilla soft serve, mint syrup, and whipped topping? Classic. Been around since 1970. And if you want to go deluxe, the OREO Shamrock McFlurry is tagging along — same minty vibe, extra cookie crunch. Here’s … Continue reading Shamrock Season Returns, Supports RMHC of the Four States

Seniors Got Into Huge Picklebrawl

Feb 16, 2026

Seniors Got Into Huge Picklebrawl

On Super Bowl Sunday, a Florida pickleball game turned full WWE. It went down at a country club near Daytona when Anthony Sapienza, decided his opponents stepped into the ‘kitchen.’ (That’s a pickleball thing — you can’t volley from there. Apparently it’s serious business.) Arguments flew, then Anthony allegedly dropped the C-word at one of … Continue reading Seniors Got Into Huge Picklebrawl

Fun Ways To Celebrate Valentine’s Day With Your Dog

Feb 12, 2026

Fun Ways To Celebrate Valentine’s Day With Your Dog

Valentine’s Day is Saturday—which means many of you will be spending the day with the one who actually loves you unconditionally: your dog. How about some fun ideas to show them some extra love. First things first—treats. Grab some Valentine’s dog treats, because nothing says “I love you” like heart-shaped snacks you can’t eat but … Continue reading Fun Ways To Celebrate Valentine’s Day With Your Dog

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