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Oct 25, 2023
POLICE SHOOT MAN EXITING PORTA-POTTY
“This is the police – come out with your pants up!” Learn more about the tawdry toilet transgression HERE! Photo by Erik Zünder on Unsplash
Oct 16, 2023
57th Annual Maple Leaf Festival
The 57th annual Maple Leaf Festival is happening all this week. This year’s theme is “There’s No Place Like Home.” Maple Leaf Festival is a celebration of the beautiful fall foliage, highlighted by the colorful Maple Leaf trees in Carthage. There will be a rodeo, chili cook off, chicken pageant, Taco Tuesday, Carnival, FREE concerts on the square, … Continue reading 57th Annual Maple Leaf Festival
Oct 16, 2023
Suspected Bomb Just Adult Diaper
Was this an in-flight emergency, the work of terrorists, or a case of mistaken identity? Depends All the absorbing details HERE! Photo by Mason Kimbarovsky on Unsplash
Sep 26, 2023
Classic Hits 93.9 Tower Update
Classic Hits 93.9 was struck by lightning back in May. This caused damage to our tower resulting in a reduced broadcast signal. Tower repairs are underway. Here is how you can listen while our radio signal is at low power.
Sep 26, 2023
Greek Sheep Gobble Up Ganja
Maybe they’ll produce a new “High” quality “Merino-ana” wool? More on the stewed lambs HERE! Photo by Andrea Lightfoot on Unsplash and by Matthew Brodeur on Unsplash
Sep 21, 2023
This Commercial Cancelled Madonna
Who remembers the controversy over Madonna’s “Like A Prayer” video? Pepsi built an adverting campaign featuring the song, and pulled the commercial so it would never see the light of day. UNTIL NOW! View it HERE! Photo by Kathryn Osygus on Unsplash
Aug 22, 2023
Arson Suspect Had Baby Ducks in His Pants
Police had to be wondering “What the DUCK is going on here?!” Read about the daffy dimwit HERE! Photo by Andrea Lightfoot on Unsplash
Aug 4, 2023
Chinese Man Gets Lightbulb Stuck In His…
MOUTH! (Sicko.)😳💡😮 Maybe he just wanted a light lunch?😏 Read the enlightening details HERE! Photo by Diego PH on Unsplash
May 9, 2023
Lynyrd Skynyrd and ZZ Top with Uncle Kracker
Buy Tickets At the height of their fame in the 1970s, Lynyrd Skynyrd popularized the Southern rock genre with songs such as “Sweet Home Alabama” and “Free Bird”. After releasing five studio albums and one live album, the band’s career was abruptly halted on October 20, 1977, when their chartered airplane crashed, killing Van Zant, Steve Gaines, … Continue reading Lynyrd Skynyrd and ZZ Top with Uncle Kracker
May 9, 2023
Foreigner with Loverboy
Buy Tickets Foreigner will continue its long-term initiative with the Grammy® Museum Foundation to invite choirs to open the show with a live a cappella ‘Pitch Perfect’ performance of classic rock songs. Foreigner will join radio partners across the country to create a contest for local choirs to win donations to their music programs. One winning choir will be … Continue reading Foreigner with Loverboy