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Jan 4, 2024

Robber Busted Waiting for Uber Getaway Car

If you’re this stupid, just call the cops yourself, they’ll be more than happy to give you a free ride! Read more about the bonehead burglar’s offbeat escape plan HERE! Photo by Viktor Avdeev on Unsplash

Dec 29, 2023

Can a Guy Not Feed His Cats Wearing Only His Underwear in Peace?

What’s this world coming to? Read the story here. Photo by Maria Lupan on Unsplash

Dec 22, 2023

Owl Found In Christmas Tree

Sadly, they discovered all their Tootsie Pops were missing. The story of the “Holiday Hooter” HERE! Photo by Ahmed Badawy on Unsplash

Dec 19, 2023

Getaway Car Stolen While Thieves Were Thieving

So much for professional courtesy. More about the “Circle of Theft” HERE! Photo by Usman Yousaf on Unsplash

Dec 14, 2023

Woman Sneaks Gun Into MRI, Shot In Butt

To add insult to injury, her brain scan came up totally negative. More on this literal pain in the butt HERE! Photo by Camila Quintero Franco on Unsplash

Dec 12, 2023

Burglar Armed with Pizza Slicer

“Don’t scream or I’ll cut you into eight beautifully uniform pieces!” More on the Great Value cauliflower crust pizza of burglars HERE! Photo by Parker Hilton on Unsplash

Dec 6, 2023

Woman Shoplifts During ‘Shop With A Cop’ Event

She was charged with shoplifting and felony bad timing. More on the brainless bandit HERE! Photo by Jacky Lam on Unsplash

Dec 4, 2023

Severed Finger Found in Salad

That manager’s putting too much of herself into her work. More about the new “finger food” menu HERE! Photo by Olena Bohovyk on Unsplash

Nov 30, 2023

Woman Eats Counterfeit Money

She should’ve just maxed out a credit card that she has no intention of paying back like the rest of us. More about how she will have to cough up some jail time HERE! Photo by Blogging Guide on Unsplash

Nov 29, 2023

There’s A FLY In My Colonoscopy

Further proving there is no such thing as a routine medical procedure. Get the buzz from Missouri HERE! Photo by Chris Curry on Unsplash

Nov 24, 2023

Man’s House Hit By Car Four Times

How about you install a jump ramp, so the car sails over the house? More on the auto attracting abode HERE! Photo by Ayo Ogunseinde on Unsplash

Nov 23, 2023

Humane Society Accidentally Sends Rabbits & Guinea Pigs To Reptile Farm

Time to review those background checks. Find out how the cuddly creatures became snake snacks HERE! Photo by Alexander Krivitskiy on Unsplash