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Sep 1, 2026

Woman Wakes With Bat Crawling Into Her Mouth

Mouse dream is a bat nightmare

May 5, 2026

Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake

A woman in Cleveland gets pulled over on the interstate because she’s doing 38 in a 60. Not in a construction zone, not in a blizzard…just cruising along like it’s a golf cart path. The cop says other cars are having to slam on the brakes and dodge around her, so yeah, probably worth a … Continue reading Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake

Apr 28, 2026

Tesla Pulls Over After DUI Driver Passes Out

A Florida woman decided Tesla Autopilot meant “designated driver.” Kimberly Brown was reportedly cruising along I-75 at around 2 a.m., clocking in at about twice the legal limit… and fully trusting her car to handle the rest. Bold strategy. Stupid, but bold. Problem is, Tesla’s not that kind of friend. It actually expects you to … Continue reading Tesla Pulls Over After DUI Driver Passes Out

Sep 3, 2024

Drug Smuggler Busted For Sleeping and Driving

This is just embarrassing. What self-respecting drug dealer drives a Tesla?! Read the whole story HERE! Photo by Roberto Nickson on Unsplash

Apr 30, 2024

Patient Left on Pins and Needles

This acupuncturist isn’t so sharp More about the patient that was stuck with more than the bill HERE! Photo by Katherine Hanlon on Unsplash