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Aug 12, 2026

Florida Diving Drama Over Lobster

Florida’s lobster season apparently brought out the worst kind of territorial behavior: the kind that involves allegedly cutting off a teenager’s air supply. Authorities say 51-year-old Michael Simpson was upset that another boat had anchored near what he considered his lobster-diving spot off Miami. He reportedly circled the boat, argued with the captain, then made … Continue reading Florida Diving Drama Over Lobster

Jul 30, 2026

Lottery Jackpot Winner Arrested for FOURTH Time

So, apparently winning $167 million does not come with a “how not to get arrested four times” manual. There’s this guy, James Farthing from Georgetown, Kentucky — he hit the Powerball in April, biggest jackpot in state history, said he was going to split it with his mom and give her the best Mother’s Day … Continue reading Lottery Jackpot Winner Arrested for FOURTH Time

Jun 19, 2026

Drunk Dude, a Stolen Kayak, and a Snow Shovel

So stupid isn’t reserved to just Florida. In Canada, some dude in the Northwest Territories is now facing charges for… impaired kayaking. (Betting that’s a sentence no one expected to hear today.) Police say he allegedly stole a kayak, took it out on a lake, and — this is the detail that really ties it … Continue reading Drunk Dude, a Stolen Kayak, and a Snow Shovel

May 26, 2026

Man Faces Charges After Driving Cybertruck Into Lake

So a guy in Texas decided to take Tesla’s “Wade Mode” a little too literally… and drove his Cybertruck straight into a lake. Not a puddle. Not a creek. A full-on lake. Jimmy Jack McDaniel told police he just wanted to “test it out” at Grapevine Lake, somewhere between Dallas and Fort Worth. Which is … Continue reading Man Faces Charges After Driving Cybertruck Into Lake

Jul 24, 2025

Naked Boat Thief Escapes Hospital In Lab Coat

No clothes, no problem. How this punk went from naked pirate to fake doctor on the lam HERE!

Dec 16, 2024

Thieves Rowboat Escape Fails

Their plan was full of holes—just like that rowboat! The lesson on why you should always have a getaway oarsman HERE! Photo by Polina Kuzovkova on Unsplash

Apr 29, 2024

Boat Thief Tries Dodging Cops Dressed As Dame

Cue up Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like a Lady.” More on the cross-dressing con HERE! Photo by Jesús Boscán on Unsplash

Apr 19, 2024

Passenger Boat Captain Gets Drunk, Falls Overboard

Remember the sea shanty “What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor?” The answer HERE! Photo by Billeasy on Unsplash