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Oct 13, 2026

Bird Brained Bootlegger Busted By Bulging Briefs

Feathered flock found below the belt

May 11, 2026

Gator Brawl Create Florida Patio Pandemonium

So imagine you’re home with a sleeping baby, hear a racket on the patio, and immediately think… “Uh oh, home invasion.” That’s exactly where Kayla Burress’ brain went—until she peeked outside and realized, nope… just Florida doing Florida things. Two full-grown alligators had busted through her screened lanai and were going full WWE on her … Continue reading Gator Brawl Create Florida Patio Pandemonium

Mar 14, 2025

Babe Brains Boyfriend With Salsa

Turns out, salsa isn’t just for tacos—it’s now evidence in an assault case. More on this salsa slinging señora HERE! Photo by Keverne Denahan

Aug 14, 2024

Arrested For Breaking INTO Jail

The good news for him is he’ll be there for a while! More on the brainless break-in HERE! Photo by Matthew Ansley on Unsplash

Jun 7, 2024

Half-Naked Man Drives Into Jail

He might have no brain cells, but he’ll be spending plenty of time in jail cells. He was half-naked, but we have the whole story and video HERE! Photo by Melanie Wasser on Unsplash

Jan 24, 2024

Dead Man Revived By Pothole

Just curious – he’s not suddenly hungry for brains, is he? The story of his roadside resurrection HERE! Photo by Marc-Olivier Jodoin on Unsplash

Dec 14, 2023

Woman Sneaks Gun Into MRI, Shot In Butt

To add insult to injury, her brain scan came up totally negative. More on this literal pain in the butt HERE! Photo by Camila Quintero Franco on Unsplash

Dec 6, 2023

Woman Shoplifts During ‘Shop With A Cop’ Event

She was charged with shoplifting and felony bad timing. More on the brainless bandit HERE! Photo by Jacky Lam on Unsplash

Oct 2, 2023

Brainless Bandits Swipe Hornet Filled Shop Vac

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, run like crazy! Read the stinging story HERE! Photo by Mathew Schwartz on Unsplash

Aug 18, 2023

Crooks Busted After Posing With Loot On Social Media

Click like, subscribe, and follow me…to jail. Read how the brainless bandits were busted HERE! Photo by Osarugue Igbinoba on Unsplash