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Mar 30, 2026

Fast and Furry-ous in Florida

Down in Florida, Gregory Dolcine gets pulled over doing 101 in a 55. Middle of the night, 1 A.M., car practically taking flight over a bridge. The deputy asks “What were you thinking?,” and the guy goes, “I was speeding to avoid an animal.” Now, that’s a new one. Was it a gator? A python? … Continue reading Fast and Furry-ous in Florida

Jan 16, 2026

Teacher Charged For Throwing Shoe At Student

In Woodbridge, Virginia, and police are wrapping up a rather… unexpected investigation at Rippon Middle School. Turns out, a teacher allegedly took her disciplinary methods to new heights — or at least shoe-throwing distance. Back in mid-December, she was apparently talking to an 11-year-old student in the hallway, and for reasons known only to her … Continue reading Teacher Charged For Throwing Shoe At Student

Jan 23, 2025

Drunk Driver Asks For Pass Because He’d Been Drinking

When your BAC is higher than your IQ, maybe don’t negotiate with police. More on how this drunken dim-wit’s night turned out HERE! (It didn’t end well.) Photo by energepic.com

Dec 16, 2024

Thieves Rowboat Escape Fails

Their plan was full of holes—just like that rowboat! The lesson on why you should always have a getaway oarsman HERE! Photo by Polina Kuzovkova on Unsplash

Nov 5, 2024

Porta-Potties Drop On Highway

Talk about a crappy Monday morning commute. The story, flush with details, HERE! Photo by Patrick

Jul 26, 2023

Half-wit Huffer Blows Out Car Windows

And that’s how you play “Oppenheimer: The Home Game.”💥🚗🤕 The explosive details HERE. Photo credit: Alexander Krivitskiy