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May 5, 2026

Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake

A woman in Cleveland gets pulled over on the interstate because she’s doing 38 in a 60. Not in a construction zone, not in a blizzard…just cruising along like it’s a golf cart path. The cop says other cars are having to slam on the brakes and dodge around her, so yeah, probably worth a … Continue reading Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake

Mar 24, 2026

Not So Grand Theft

Apparently, practice does not make perfect — at least not when it comes to robbing banks. In the Dollar Tree version of “Oceans Eleven,” Gustavo DeJesus Torres, tried to rob six Chase branches in five days… and ended up with a grand total of six hundred and five bucks. That’s right — six robberies, five … Continue reading Not So Grand Theft

Mar 20, 2026

Man Uses Google Translate In Attempted Robbery

In Newark, New Jersey, a guy decides he’s gonna rob an Ecuadorian restaurant—using Google Translate. Yeah. His big plan was to type his stickup note into the app, hit “translate to Spanish,” and show it to the cashier. Very 21st century of him. He even ordered a coffee first, because apparently caffeine is key to … Continue reading Man Uses Google Translate In Attempted Robbery

Mar 10, 2026

Sheriff Busted By Own Deputies For DUI

A Georgia sheriff just got busted for DUI… by his own deputies. Yeah. Hall County Sheriff Gerald Couch apparently started his morning with a Four Loko at 6 a.m. — because coffee’s overrated, I guess. By eleven, troopers spotted him driving like Mario Kart with a blindfold and followed him home. When they stopped him, … Continue reading Sheriff Busted By Own Deputies For DUI

Oct 10, 2025

Guy Shows Up to Jail, Thermos Up His Butt

Those “weird things found in Florida” lists just got updated. The story of an X-ray that will make you spit out your coffee HERE.

Mar 17, 2025

Man Wakes Up To Gator In Kitchen

When your day starts with ‘see you later, alligator’! How morning coffee became “Man vs. Wild” HERE! Photo by Petr Ganaj

Jan 16, 2024

Dunkin’ Sued Over Exploding Toilet

That’ll make you wake up and smell the coffee. More on the “leftover coffee and donuts” lawsuit HERE! Photo by Edwin Hooper on Unsplash

Nov 27, 2023

Man Busted for Assault With Oreos

Let’s all just be glad they weren’t Double Stuff Oreos. Read more about how the cookie crumbled HERE! Photo by Brad Switzer on Unsplash