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Sep 8, 2026
Pabst Blue Ribbon Pursues Purloined Pints
Missing PBR Shipment Leaves a Cold Trail
Aug 20, 2026
Woman Dies, Revived, Gets Fined
A woman in New Zealand had what you might call a very eventful grocery-store parking experience. She collapsed outside a supermarket in Auckland, and DIED! A stranger stepped in to perform CPR after she had no pulse. Paramedics got her to the hospital, where she recovered. Incredible story. A real-life second chance. Then came the … Continue reading Woman Dies, Revived, Gets Fined
Jul 21, 2026
Man Stuck in Porta-Potty For a Mountain Dew
In Kansas City last week a guy got stuck inside a porta-potty. And not, like, locked in. He was IN the porta-potty. A worker shows up to pick it up, door’s locked, guy inside says he’s “not coming out.” Always a promising start. Cop gets involved, tells him to open the door… guy says he … Continue reading Man Stuck in Porta-Potty For a Mountain Dew
May 18, 2026
AI Helps Undo Very Expensive College Mistake
So this guy has been locked out of his Bitcoin wallet for more than a decade… which normally just means, “welp, that money’s gone forever.” Turns out, the problem started in college… when he changed the password while high. Which, honestly, feels like exactly when you shouldn’t be making long-term financial decisions. He says he … Continue reading AI Helps Undo Very Expensive College Mistake
Apr 9, 2026
Squirrel Sparks Massive Easter Sunday Outage
A squirrel in Northern California made Easter Sunday a little less “bright.” The regions utility company says about 22,000 people in lost power Sunday morning when one overly curious squirrel played daredevil with a power pole. The poor thing damaged a glass insulator, sparked a small vegetation fire, and took out a transmission line—all before … Continue reading Squirrel Sparks Massive Easter Sunday Outage
Mar 31, 2026
The Great Kit Kat Kaper
Somewhere in Europe, there’s a thief surrounded by twelve tons of KitKats. A truck carrying more than 400,000 bars vanished somewhere between Italy and Poland, and Nestlé’s still trying to figure out who took their chocolate road trip a little too literally. The missing truck hasn’t turned up, and Nestlé says the great candy caper … Continue reading The Great Kit Kat Kaper
Feb 27, 2026
Man Controls Robot Vacuum Army
Sammy Azdoufal — a software engineer — came up with a genius idea to control his robot vacuum with a PlayStation controller. Cute little weekend project, right? Except… when he hooked it up, he accidentally gained access to about SEVEN THOUSAND other people’s vacuums. Cameras, microphones, floor maps — the whole “see-inside-your-house” package — spread … Continue reading Man Controls Robot Vacuum Army
Jan 23, 2026
Company Taking Reservations for Moon Hotel
So, apparently, you can now book a hotel room on the Moon. A startup called GRU Space is taking reservations for a lunar getaway they swear will open around 2032. You’ll just need to drop a deposit somewhere between $250K and $1 million, and that’s before the rocket ride—another cool $10 million or so. The … Continue reading Company Taking Reservations for Moon Hotel
Jan 15, 2026
Goat Joins St. Louis Mystery Monkeys
So remember those monkeys on the loose in St. Louis? Well, they’ve got company. Apparently they’ve recruited… a goat. A black and white goat, just casually tagging along in the same area like it missed the Metro Link. The city’s Health Department says they’re still trying to figure out where these mystery animals came from … Continue reading Goat Joins St. Louis Mystery Monkeys
Nov 27, 2025
Vice President Mocks Product and Customers and Admits He Comes to Work High
A secretly taped rant has lead to two people losing their jobs – both the recorder and the recorded. I don’t think one of them wanted to be there anymore anyway. Read the full story here. Photo by Girl with red hat on Unsplash
Aug 22, 2025
Man Embezzles $150K For Pokémon
If you ever thought adulting was tough, imagine explaining THIS to your lawyer. More about how he tried to catch ’em all HERE!
Feb 8, 2024
PETA Now Targets Carousel Horses
Watch out, kids. Next, they’re coming after your teddy bears. More on the group’s fight with a Wichita, KS company HERE! Photo by Henk van der Steege on Unsplash