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May 5, 2026
Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake
A woman in Cleveland gets pulled over on the interstate because she’s doing 38 in a 60. Not in a construction zone, not in a blizzard…just cruising along like it’s a golf cart path. The cop says other cars are having to slam on the brakes and dodge around her, so yeah, probably worth a … Continue reading Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake
Mar 18, 2026
Man Tries To Steal Septic Tank… TWICE
This dude in Florida really, really wanted a septic tank. First, he shows up to a construction site and tries hauling it off with—wait for it—a Toyota Corolla. Yeah, that went exactly how you think it did. Someone in a Jeep chased him off, so he leaves empty-handed. But persistence is a thing, apparently. The … Continue reading Man Tries To Steal Septic Tank… TWICE
