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May 25, 2026

Man Arrested for Dancing in the Road, with a Turtle (…and Meth)

In rural Indiana last week, middle of a county road, a guy just vibing. Dancing. No music. No reason. Just living his best life, all while holding a plastic bag and a turtle. Conservation officers show up, and they notice he’s holding not just any turtle, but an Eastern Box Turtle, which, fun fact, you’re … Continue reading Man Arrested for Dancing in the Road, with a Turtle (…and Meth)

Apr 9, 2026

Squirrel Sparks Massive Easter Sunday Outage

A squirrel in Northern California made Easter Sunday a little less “bright.” The regions utility company says about 22,000 people in lost power Sunday morning when one overly curious squirrel played daredevil with a power pole. The poor thing damaged a glass insulator, sparked a small vegetation fire, and took out a transmission line—all before … Continue reading Squirrel Sparks Massive Easter Sunday Outage

Mar 31, 2026

The Great Kit Kat Kaper

Somewhere in Europe, there’s a thief surrounded by twelve tons of KitKats. A truck carrying more than 400,000 bars vanished somewhere between Italy and Poland, and Nestlé’s still trying to figure out who took their chocolate road trip a little too literally. The missing truck hasn’t turned up, and Nestlé says the great candy caper … Continue reading The Great Kit Kat Kaper

Apr 10, 2025

Teen Punks Attack Easter Bunny

Apparently, the Easter Bunny’s not safe from teen drama—especially in Florida. Learn more about the Easter Bunny “Malling” HERE! Photo by Daniil Onischenko on Unsplash Easter Bunny Victim Courtesy: Coastland Center Instagram

Apr 3, 2024

Fentanyl Hidden In Easter Eggs

Easter Bunny’s hopped up on somethin’ or other. How one bad peep ended up in the eggs-press lane to prison HERE! Photo by Denisse Leon on Unsplash