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Aug 27, 2026

The Great $30 Walmart Caper

Police in Albany, Georgia, launched a manhunt for guy who picked up $30 from a Walmart floor and did not turn it in. 

May 18, 2026

AI Helps Undo Very Expensive College Mistake

So this guy has been locked out of his Bitcoin wallet for more than a decade… which normally just means, “welp, that money’s gone forever.” Turns out, the problem started in college… when he changed the password while high. Which, honestly, feels like exactly when you shouldn’t be making long-term financial decisions. He says he … Continue reading AI Helps Undo Very Expensive College Mistake

Apr 13, 2026

Deep Thoughts, Empty Tank

A guy in Irvine, California strolls into a gas station and demands $55 worth of free gas. Not a discount, not a coupon — FREE gas. Then he just… waits. Like the universe is about to bless him for saving money that, apparently, isn’t real. When cops show up, he explains that he “sincerely believes … Continue reading Deep Thoughts, Empty Tank

May 19, 2025

Sip Happens – Man Accused of Wine Heist

Wine can get expensive, but not as pricey as bail. How he went from wine aisle to police file HERE!

Mar 6, 2025

Jewelry Thief Swallows Earrings

Crime doesn’t pay – but it might require surgery. More about this jewelry thief with expensive taste HERE! Photos courtesy of Orange County Sheriff’s Department

Mar 21, 2024

Burglars Demand High-Value Cat

We hope they notified claw enforcement. More about the failed feline felons HERE! Photo by Raoul Droog on Unsplash