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Aug 13, 2026
Player Practices With Snake in Helmet
An Arkansas high school football player learned the hard way that “check your equipment” is more than just coach-speak. The Maumelle High player practiced for about an hour with a two-foot cottonmouth snake hiding under the padding of his helmet. Yes, a cottonmouth. The venomous kind. Not exactly the sort of extra protection you want … Continue reading Player Practices With Snake in Helmet
Jul 29, 2026
Boobies, Doobies and Uzis
Picture this (Or maybe DON’T): small-town Mississippi, late evening, and a Dodge Challenger just creeping along like it forgot where it parked. Cops pull it over—and surprise—it’s being driven by a completely naked young woman. Not “oops, forgot shoes” naked. Fully committed. Officers say Katelyn Maxwell seemed under the influence, and the car smelled like … Continue reading Boobies, Doobies and Uzis
Jul 28, 2026
Doctors Warn Against Cyclospora Diet Craze
So… apparently the internet has decided the latest “diet trend” is the cyclospora stomach parasite, and doctors are having to say “NOOOOOOOO!” Arizona’s dealing with 36 confirmed cases of cyclospora — yeah, the one sometimes linked to contaminated lettuce — and doctors are now having to say out loud, “please don’t try to get this … Continue reading Doctors Warn Against Cyclospora Diet Craze
Jun 29, 2026
Backhoe Batman Bungles Bank Heist
On the Caribbean island of Tobago, a group of guys decided to pull off a full-on movie heist… and instead delivered a blooper reel. They stole a backhoe from a beach—already a bold opening move—then rolled up to yank an ATM like they were filming a Temu version of the Ocean’s movies. Security video shows … Continue reading Backhoe Batman Bungles Bank Heist
Jan 16, 2026
Teacher Charged For Throwing Shoe At Student
In Woodbridge, Virginia, and police are wrapping up a rather… unexpected investigation at Rippon Middle School. Turns out, a teacher allegedly took her disciplinary methods to new heights — or at least shoe-throwing distance. Back in mid-December, she was apparently talking to an 11-year-old student in the hallway, and for reasons known only to her … Continue reading Teacher Charged For Throwing Shoe At Student
Dec 19, 2025
Naked Man Steals Cop Car
No shirt. No shoes. BIG problem! More about the suspect with NOTHING to hide HERE!
Nov 25, 2025
Intoxicated School Bus Driver Blames the NyQuil
It’s his nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever, stuffy nose, show up to work legally drunk remedy! Read the full story here. Photo by Joshua Hoehne on Unsplash
Nov 21, 2025
Judge Fired For Wearing Elvis Wig
A judge trades legal briefs for blue suede shoes, and gets all shook up. How a Missouri courtroom turned into a mini-Graceland HERE!
Oct 22, 2025
Squeaky Sneaker Lawsuit
Sick of those squeaky kicks? So are a bunch of folks. How sneaker squeaks could turn into cash HERE!
Oct 21, 2025
Don’t Lick the Trippy Toxic Toads
Licking toads doesn’t make you spiritual, just sick. Zoologists tell us why we should Just say no to toads HERE!
May 9, 2025
Man With Stolen Backhoe Tries To Steal ATM
Oh yeah! It was next to a police station. The wildest part of the story is WHY he attempted the robbery. Read it HERE! Photo by Evan Clay on Unsplash
Feb 19, 2025
Woman’s Date Cancels, She Attacks Him With Hoe
When date night turns into a hoe-down! Read about how she dug deep to express her disappointment with the situation HERE! Mugshot courtesy Polk County Sheriff’s Office Photo by Tim Foster on Unsplash