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Oct 8, 2026
Viagra Bust Brings Stiff Dose of Trouble
3 men accused of illegally possessing more than 100 Viagra pills without prescription
Sep 8, 2026
Pabst Blue Ribbon Pursues Purloined Pints
Missing PBR Shipment Leaves a Cold Trail
Jul 13, 2026
Sci-Fi School Break-In
A group of teens went full sci-fi during a break-in at their high school. Three teens in North Carolina are now facing charges after police say they used a homemade plasma cannon to break into Smith High School around 2 a.m. Sunday. Yes. Plasma cannon. As in, “we built this in a garage and absolutely … Continue reading Sci-Fi School Break-In
Jul 9, 2026
Bigfoot Body, Bold Claims + DNA?
So there’s a guy calling himself “Snake the Bigfoot Hunter” who says he’s finally cracked the case on Sasquatch. His real name is Charles Stuart, but “Snake” sounds way cooler, so we’ll go with that. Anyway, he claims he found Bigfoot’s remains in upstate New York back in 2024. Not a footprint… not a blurry … Continue reading Bigfoot Body, Bold Claims + DNA?
Jun 26, 2026
Silly Sack Sparks Serious Charges
Yet ANOTHER example of confidence gone horribly wrong. Stop us if you’ve heard this before. Police in Kentucky get called out to a car parked where it shouldn’t be—employee parking, nothing wild. Just a “hey, what’s going on here” situation. But then an officer looks inside and spots a bag that literally says, “Definitely not … Continue reading Silly Sack Sparks Serious Charges
Oct 29, 2025
Truck Overturns Lab Monkeys Escape
Hepa-herp-Covi monkey is still on the loose!!! More on the monkey business in Mississippi HERE!
Jul 24, 2025
Naked Boat Thief Escapes Hospital In Lab Coat
No clothes, no problem. How this punk went from naked pirate to fake doctor on the lam HERE!
Jul 15, 2025
ANOTHER Not A Bag Full Of Drugs Bust
These guys hid drugs like a toddler hides cookies—messy and obvious. More on the FOURTH instance of this happening in the past year HERE! BONUS: You can buy your own Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” bag HERE! Photo credit: Pleasant Prairie Police Department Facebook
Mar 28, 2025
Pilot forgets Passport and has to Pull a U-Turn
To be fair, it’s probably a stressful job but c’mon man! Read the full story here. Photo by Kit (formerly ConvertKit) on Unsplash
Feb 5, 2025
Escaped Inmates Busted At Buc-ee’s
Snack run: Successful. Escape plan: Fail. Jail time: Guaranteed. More on how a daring escape attempt was foiled by beaver nuggets HERE! Photo by Gabriel Tovar on Unsplash
Jan 22, 2025
ANOTHER “Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” Bust
Apparently, truth-in-labeling laws are strictly enforced in Florida. More on the third instance of this happening in the past year HERE! BONUS: You can buy your own Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” bag HERE!
Nov 8, 2024
Lab Monkeys On The Loose
What’s the worst that could happen? More on the monkey business in South Carolina HERE! Photo by Photo by SHIVA REDDY