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Aug 31, 2026

Tulsa Police Try To Flush Out Serial Pooper

Tulsa Police Working To End Messy Mystery

Aug 25, 2026

Florida Police Seek Smooth Criminal

Florida police are looking for a gas-station robber who may have taken “Smooth Criminal” a little too literally. The guy allegedly walked into a convenience store wearing one white glove, a tan sun hat, a medical mask, a light green shirt, and black pants. So: part Michael Jackson, part retired golfer, part guy who absolutely … Continue reading Florida Police Seek Smooth Criminal

Jun 10, 2026

Bourbon Bandits Boost $500K in Bottles

So this feels less like a crime and more like an incredible heist movie that somehow forgot the dramatic music. Middle of the day. Philadelphia. Totally normal Friday. And somehow… 10,800 bottles of bourbon just casually walk out of a warehouse. We’re talking about 1,800 cases of Noble Oak—roughly half a million bucks—loaded up between … Continue reading Bourbon Bandits Boost $500K in Bottles

Apr 21, 2025

New Orleans Police Arrest Werewolf

Little Red Riding Hood isn’t the only one with wolf problems. Read more about this hair-raising robbery HERE!

Sep 25, 2024

Chicken Costumed California Cops

Getting a little “cocky” with his job. More on how the SFPD is dealing with dumb clucks HERE! Photo by Luca Ercolani on Unsplash

Sep 6, 2024

Thief Steals Casket With Body Inside

Why steal a coffin? It’s literally the last thing you need. The ghoulish details HERE! Photo by Sabina Music Rich on Unsplash

Mar 15, 2024

Man Threatens Roommate with Machete Over Text Messages

Not the sharpest tool in the shed. The story of how he cut right to the point HERE! Photo by Fray Bekele on Unsplash