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Sep 18, 2026

Suspect Lands In Dog House... Literally

K-9 Cop Catches Suspect in Canine Hideout

May 15, 2026

Zoltar Machine Predicts Winning Lottery Numbers

A man in Michigan just won a million bucks playing Powerball… and yeah, his financial advisor is apparently a carnival machine from the movie Big. His name’s Stephen Huesgen, he’s 56, and about 30 years ago he was in Vegas, fed a dollar into a Zoltar machine, and got a fortune with “lucky numbers” on … Continue reading Zoltar Machine Predicts Winning Lottery Numbers

Feb 2, 2026

State Troopers Capture Dolly Parton… The Donkey

Michigan State Troopers, probably expecting a standard Tuesday, suddenly got called out to locate Dolly Parton. Not the legendary singer, actress, philanthropist. Dolly Parton the donkey. Seriously, a “missing donkey” situation. Dolly apparently decided she’d had enough farm life and went full outlaw, strutting right out through an open gate like, “See y’all later.” Troopers … Continue reading State Troopers Capture Dolly Parton… The Donkey

Jan 5, 2024

Police Chase Ends in Lake Michigan

This idea worked so much better for James Bond. More about the “Splash & Furious” chase HERE! Photo by Hill Country Camera on Unsplash