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Jul 27, 2026
SWAT Truck Taken For Joyride
So this guy in New Jersey wakes up early Tuesday morning and thinks, “You know what I should steal? Not a Kia… not a Hyundai… no, let’s aim higher.” And by higher, we’re talking a $500,000 armored SWAT vehicle. Yeah, he took a BearCat. One of those massive, nine-ton, not-even-slightly-subtle police tanks meant for, you … Continue reading SWAT Truck Taken For Joyride
Jul 15, 2026
Felony Fail: Selfies Foil Theft
Two guys in California allegedly pulled off a $100,000 burglary—tools, copper wire, even vehicles—from a business in American Canyon. Pretty big score… right up until they decided to document the whole thing like it was a vacation. Yep. Selfies. During the crime. Police say those photos helped ID their vehicles, which got shared with other … Continue reading Felony Fail: Selfies Foil Theft
Apr 22, 2026
Wienermobile Wins the Prom
A group of high schoolers in Topeka just casually outdid every prom entrance ever… by showing up in the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. And the best part? No big planning, no connections… just one kid walking up and asking. A junior named Breckan spotted the Wienermobile sitting in a Dillons parking lot, found the driver—yes, officially … Continue reading Wienermobile Wins the Prom
Jan 12, 2026
Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping
Down in small-town Louisiana, in peaceful pond, one determined woman was chasing her inner Ariel. Police in Linville, just north of Monroe, showed up to a neighbor’s property after reports of a naked trespasser — turns out, it was Erin Sutton, mid-dip, fully committed to “becoming a mermaid.” Not her first visit, apparently. The pond’s … Continue reading Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping
May 6, 2024
Bank Robber Escapes on Bus
A nice endorsement for the dependability of Chicago public transit…but for the wrong reason. More on the thrifty getaway HERE! Photo by Egor Litvinov on Unsplash
Mar 4, 2024
Man Arrested for Stealing Hot Chocolate
After a long hard day of robbing houses, every thief deserves a nice hot cup of cocoa! More on the cocoa crook HERE! Photo by Nature Zen on Unsplash
Dec 8, 2023
Naughty or Nice Speed Camera
You better not shout. You better not cry. Find out if you get a ticket or a lump of coal HERE! Photo by Mads Eneqvist on Unsplash