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Aug 6, 2026
Busted For Bringing Home The Bacon… and Vodka
A woman in Roseville, California decided she was gonna bring home the bacon… and the vodka… by skipping the whole “paying” part. She hits a Bel Air store first, stuffs at least 14 packs of Oscar Mayer thick-cut bacon and six handles of Tito’s into her bag, then strolls to self-checkout like she’s just grabbing … Continue reading Busted For Bringing Home The Bacon… and Vodka
Jul 21, 2026
Man Stuck in Porta-Potty For a Mountain Dew
In Kansas City last week a guy got stuck inside a porta-potty. And not, like, locked in. He was IN the porta-potty. A worker shows up to pick it up, door’s locked, guy inside says he’s “not coming out.” Always a promising start. Cop gets involved, tells him to open the door… guy says he … Continue reading Man Stuck in Porta-Potty For a Mountain Dew
Apr 22, 2026
Wienermobile Wins the Prom
A group of high schoolers in Topeka just casually outdid every prom entrance ever… by showing up in the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. And the best part? No big planning, no connections… just one kid walking up and asking. A junior named Breckan spotted the Wienermobile sitting in a Dillons parking lot, found the driver—yes, officially … Continue reading Wienermobile Wins the Prom
Feb 26, 2026
Suspect On The Run Hides In Trash Can
So, this guy in Huber Heights, Ohio, takes off running after a traffic stop. Cops lose him for a bit, but they hang around the neighborhood—because, you know, fugitives don’t usually make great getaway plans. Meanwhile, it’s trash day. A sanitation worker rolls a can up to the truck, pops the lid, and almost jumps … Continue reading Suspect On The Run Hides In Trash Can
May 23, 2025
Wienermobiles Racing In Wienie 500
Oscar Mayer is getting into the fast food business. Find out who could end up in the “Wiener’s Circle” HERE!
Jan 26, 2024
Escapee Caught Hiding in Trash Can
Does his cell mate call him “Oscar”? The story, including body cam video, HERE! Photo courtesy of the Atlanta Police Department