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Apr 28, 2026

Tesla Pulls Over After DUI Driver Passes Out

A Florida woman decided Tesla Autopilot meant “designated driver.” Kimberly Brown was reportedly cruising along I-75 at around 2 a.m., clocking in at about twice the legal limit… and fully trusting her car to handle the rest. Bold strategy. Stupid, but bold. Problem is, Tesla’s not that kind of friend. It actually expects you to … Continue reading Tesla Pulls Over After DUI Driver Passes Out

Jan 20, 2026

Bill Filed To Allow Oklahoman’s Alligator Ownership

So apparently, Oklahoma might be going full Florida. Senator Jonathan Wingard just filed a bill to let folks own captive-bred alligators! No permit? No problem! It’s called Senate Bill 2087, and it basically says, “Sure, have a gator, just don’t pretend you caught it out back.” If you try to pass off a wild one … Continue reading Bill Filed To Allow Oklahoman’s Alligator Ownership

Dec 4, 2025

Racoon Trashes Liquor Store, Passes Out

Found spread-eagle next to the toilet like last night’s regret. How he secured his place as Virginia’s most famous party animal HERE.

Apr 29, 2025

Kids Fight Club In Arkansas

They’re swapping hall passes for handcuffs. More about this school of hard knocks HERE! Mugshots courtesy – Craighead County Sheriff’s Office