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Apr 29, 2026

Fish Frenzy: Salmon on Something

You’ve heard of cocaine bears, maybe even those wired sharks… but now? Cocaine salmon. Researchers found traces of cocaine getting into rivers and lakes—basically making their way from us… to them. And once it hits the salmon, things get weird. The fish start swimming farther, acting bolder, eating differently—basically like they’ve got somewhere to be … Continue reading Fish Frenzy: Salmon on Something

Apr 17, 2026

Careless Convict’s Corvette Caper

You’d think getting out of prison would make you want to… not go right back. But apparently, Isaiah Walker had other travel plans. He’s at a Love’s truck stop in Arizona, fresh out, needing a ride to Oklahoma… and spots an 18-wheeler loaded with ten brand-new Corvettes. Total value: about $1.25 million. Naturally, he decides, … Continue reading Careless Convict’s Corvette Caper

Mar 25, 2026

Caribbean Cocaine Sharks

So apparently, sharks off the coast of the Bahamas are now swimming around wired and maybe a little… *too* happy. A new study tested 85 sharks near Eleuthera Island and found nearly a third with traces of caffeine, painkillers, and even cocaine in their blood. Scientists say it’s the first time caffeine and acetaminophen have … Continue reading Caribbean Cocaine Sharks

Nov 21, 2025

Judge Fired For Wearing Elvis Wig

A judge trades legal briefs for blue suede shoes, and gets all shook up. How a Missouri courtroom turned into a mini-Graceland HERE!

May 23, 2025

Wienermobiles Racing In Wienie 500

Oscar Mayer is getting into the fast food business. Find out who could end up in the “Wiener’s Circle” HERE!

Apr 23, 2025

Man Drives 100mph in School Zone

His need for speed just earned him a crash course in consequences. More on the dude who turned the school zone into a racetrack HERE!