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Jul 13, 2026

Sci-Fi School Break-In

A group of teens went full sci-fi during a break-in at their high school. Three teens in North Carolina are now facing charges after police say they used a homemade plasma cannon to break into Smith High School around 2 a.m. Sunday. Yes. Plasma cannon. As in, “we built this in a garage and absolutely … Continue reading Sci-Fi School Break-In

Apr 27, 2026

Missouri ALDI Turns Clothing Optional Dance Club

In Columbia, Missouri, Sidney Jones walked into the vestibule of an ALDI, took off all his clothes, and just… started dancing. Not shopping. Not browsing. Full-on interpretive gyration right there between the quarter carts and the automatic doors. Police say this went down around 6:30 in the evening, which is not exactly a low-traffic time. … Continue reading Missouri ALDI Turns Clothing Optional Dance Club

Jan 2, 2026

Cops Get THEIR Car Stolen While Investigating Stolen Cars

Cops took an unexpected turn from investigating thefts… to becoming the story. Proof no one’s immune from bad luck HERE!

Mar 18, 2025

Man Busted Stealing Lap Dances

He went from VIP section to VIP… Very Incarcerated Person. Details about how he got caught with your pants down HERE! Mugshot courtesy Pinellas County Sheriff Photo by Eric Weise

Aug 30, 2024

Couple “Gettin’ Busy” Roll Car Into River

Hope they had protection. You know…life jackets. All the wet and wild details HERE! Photo by tabitha turner on Unsplash