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Jul 15, 2026

CDC Flags Foods in Cyclospora Spread

So there’s a lovely little thing called cyclospora making the rounds in 31 states… and by “lovely,” I mean it can park you in the bathroom for weeks. We’re talking the kind of situation you do not brag about. Health folks say it’s mostly hitching a ride on certain fresh foods. So for now, maybe … Continue reading CDC Flags Foods in Cyclospora Spread

Jun 29, 2026

How to Stay Hydrated When You Hate Water

So here comes a July heatwave, and apparently the official advice is “drink water.” Cool. Love that for people who actually enjoy water. If you’re not one of them, don’t panic—hydration has options. First, just keep a bottle nearby. Not because it’s exciting, but because you’re more likely to sip it out of boredom. Which … Continue reading How to Stay Hydrated When You Hate Water

Jun 22, 2026

Backyard Blast from Blender Blunder

File this under “things your blender was not built for.” A guy in Lakewood, Washington decided to DIY some fireworks in his backyard shed and thought, sure, let’s toss black powder into a blender. Hit “on”… instant explosion. Not exactly the smoothie he was going for. The dude ended up in serious condition and is … Continue reading Backyard Blast from Blender Blunder

Jan 23, 2024

Woman Caught Poisoning Husband With Smoothies

At least she didn’t use Kale. Read more on her recipe for murder HERE! Photo by Saymom Leão on Unsplash