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Jul 10, 2026

Scottish Seagull Assault

A guy in the seaside town of Oban, Scotland apparently grabbed not one… but TWO live seagulls off the street — just went full “dual-wield” — and used one of them to smack somebody. Yes. A seagull. As a weapon. Police were called, tracked him down later, and charged him with assault. They haven’t really … Continue reading Scottish Seagull Assault

Apr 14, 2025

Woman Calls AAA During Standoff To Fix Flat Tire Police Just Spiked

Too bad. This would have been a great testimonial. How she ended up flat busted HERE! Photo by engin akyurt on Unsplash

Sep 23, 2024

Robot Cop Catches Suspect

OK…Maybe not as cool as Robocop, but it got the job done. More on Texas’ computerized constabulary HERE! Photo by Possessed Photography on Unsplash

Oct 25, 2023

POLICE SHOOT MAN EXITING PORTA-POTTY

“This is the police – come out with your pants up!” Learn more about the tawdry toilet transgression HERE! Photo by Erik Zünder on Unsplash