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Jul 22, 2026

Drunken Daredevil Surfs Train Top Naked

Cops arrested a guy from Arizona who decided the best way to travel was naked… on top of a moving train. Not inside. Not near it. Fully on top, like some kind of extremely underdressed action movie stunt. His name’s Daniel Ballance, and apparently before the ride ended, he made sure everyone knew about his … Continue reading Drunken Daredevil Surfs Train Top Naked

Dec 12, 2025

Drone Drops Crab Legs Into Prison

Prison dining just got an upgrade! How inmates ALMOST went from mystery meat to surf and turf HERE! Photo credit: South Carolina Department of Corrections

Jul 16, 2025

Surfer Headbutted By Flying Shark

Somewhere, the shark is telling his friends, “You should’ve seen the one that hit me.” No teeth, no drama—just the killer story for happy hour HERE!

Mar 4, 2025

Man Caught With Cocaine In Hair

His cocaine coiffure caused customs chaos. The story and unbelievable video HERE! Photo by Lordhair

Feb 4, 2025

Stripper Attacks 7-11 Clerk with Banana

From pole dances to banana battery – a career pivot nobody saw coming. Find out where the “Banana Bandita” will perform next HERE! Photo by Mike Dorner on Unsplash

Feb 3, 2025

Man Jailed For Bologna Battery

A case of bologn-ious assault. Find the real meat of the story HERE! Photo by Giorgi Iremadze on Unsplash

Nov 4, 2024

Surfer Bitten By Shark At Same Beach Where He Was Bitten 11 Years Ago

Some people never learn. More on the second helping surfer HERE! Photo by Laura College on Unsplash

Aug 26, 2024

Mayor Arrested For Providing Booze To Inmates

Are prison work crews allowed martini breaks? More about felony littering in Georgia HERE! Photo by John Cameron on Unsplash

Jul 17, 2024

Man Arrested for Throwing Doritos

As they say Cheetos never win. More on the chip chucking chucklehead HERE! Photo by Tamas Pap on Unsplash

Apr 23, 2024

Woman Calls Cops To Report Bad Meth

She believed that the local sheriff operated a Better Illegal Business Bureau. More about the jaded jilted junkie HERE! Photo by Loren Biser on Unsplash

Apr 19, 2024

Passenger Boat Captain Gets Drunk, Falls Overboard

Remember the sea shanty “What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor?” The answer HERE! Photo by Billeasy on Unsplash

Mar 28, 2024

Man Attacked With USB Thumb Drive

Sure hope the victim wasn’t infected with… a virus. More details on what sounds like a “Revenge of the Nerds” horror spin-off HERE! Photo by charlesdeluvio on Unsplash