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Apr 29, 2026

Fish Frenzy: Salmon on Something

You’ve heard of cocaine bears, maybe even those wired sharks… but now? Cocaine salmon. Researchers found traces of cocaine getting into rivers and lakes—basically making their way from us… to them. And once it hits the salmon, things get weird. The fish start swimming farther, acting bolder, eating differently—basically like they’ve got somewhere to be … Continue reading Fish Frenzy: Salmon on Something

Mar 25, 2026

Caribbean Cocaine Sharks

So apparently, sharks off the coast of the Bahamas are now swimming around wired and maybe a little… *too* happy. A new study tested 85 sharks near Eleuthera Island and found nearly a third with traces of caffeine, painkillers, and even cocaine in their blood. Scientists say it’s the first time caffeine and acetaminophen have … Continue reading Caribbean Cocaine Sharks

Jul 23, 2024

Cocaine Sharks!!!

The direct to streaming, D-List celebrity screenplay just writes itself here. The scoop on why south Atlantic sharks are swimming with a bit more… enthusiasm HERE! Photo by Efe Yağız Soysal on Unsplash

Jul 22, 2024

Salsa Spill In Pool Costs City $20K

And now, every kid in town knows whose dad is kepping them from being able to go swimming. All the spicy, extra chunky details HERE! Photo by Hybrid Storytellers on Unsplash

Nov 8, 2023

Otters Attack Swimming Man

Serene Lake – Come for the adventure, Stay for the tetanus and rabies shots. More regarding the ornery otter onslaught HERE! Photo by Kedar Gadge on Unsplash