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Sep 9, 2026

Guinness Gone After Pints Pilfered

Two Trucks of Guinness Stolen in England

Sep 8, 2026

Pabst Blue Ribbon Pursues Purloined Pints

Missing PBR Shipment Leaves a Cold Trail

Jul 1, 2026

Mexican Batman Busts Bike Bandits

There’s apparently a “Mexican Batman” out there, and instead of gadgets and a cave, this guy’s weapon of choice is… duct tape. Over about a week in Jalisco, five suspected motorcycle thieves were found taped to lampposts like very questionable decorations. We’re talking full wrap job—plus a little extra flair: the word “rat” written across … Continue reading Mexican Batman Busts Bike Bandits

Dec 26, 2025

Tween Car Thieves Crash Into House, Panic About Santa

Some kids wait up listening for reindeer; these three heard sirens instead. More on this Christmas tale about instant regret, PLUS body cam footage, HERE!

Dec 2, 2025

Thieves Steal $100,000 in Snails

Everyone wonders where the Escargot Escar-went. More on the crime that left the victims shell-shocked HERE!

Nov 12, 2025

Men Try To Steal Interstate Highway Sign

Some thieves plan in the shadows—these two chose rush hour. The story that blurs the line between bold and bizarre HERE! Photo credit: Connecticut State Police

Nov 10, 2025

Five Thieves Rob Cashless Bank

The only thing they stole was a bit of everyone’s time. More on what happens when crime meets the cashless age HERE!

Aug 27, 2025

Smokey Bear Kidnapped

He spent years warning us all about fire. He should’ve warned about thieves too. More about this bear-y bold robbery HERE!

Feb 11, 2025

Thieves Poach Over 500 Eggs

Police scramble to crack the case. More on this eggs-travagant heist HERE! Photo by Shubham Dhage on Unsplash

Jan 16, 2025

Thieves Steal 13 Porta Potties

Apparently, these thieves are really committed to their ‘movement’! More on this of tale of crime flush with intrigue HERE! Photo by the blowup on Unsplash

Dec 16, 2024

Thieves Rowboat Escape Fails

Their plan was full of holes—just like that rowboat! The lesson on why you should always have a getaway oarsman HERE! Photo by Polina Kuzovkova on Unsplash

Nov 18, 2024

Thieves Steal Church Toilet

Memphis is a city flush with crime. More on this unholy heist HERE! Photo by Khoa Võ