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Jun 18, 2026
Make-believe Lawyer Makes Messy Traffic Stop Worse
Florida traffic stop, middle of the night, things are already going sideways when officers find controlled substances in the car. The driver does what anyone in trouble does… calls a “lawyer.” And sure enough, this guy rolls up in a full suit and tie like he just stepped out of a courtroom drama. Starts throwing … Continue reading Make-believe Lawyer Makes Messy Traffic Stop Worse
Mar 6, 2026
Severe Weather Possible Friday, 3/6
Severe storms could start between 3-6pm on Friday. This will be the first two rounds of severe weather with supercells as the first round and a second round from a line of storms expected around 8-11pm. All modes of severe weather possible, including damaging winds up to 70mph, large hail (2-3”) and tornadoes. We also can’t … Continue reading Severe Weather Possible Friday, 3/6
Dec 15, 2025
Tornado Sirens Play Sponge Bob Theme
Bet the boss was cursing like a sailor. More on this night of nautical themed nonsense HERE! Pic generated using Chat GPT
May 22, 2025
Man In Undies Claims He’s Superman
Sounds more like something Bizarro Superman would do. More on this Super fashion faux pas HERE!
Feb 21, 2025
Joplin Tornado Documentary Coming
Netflix is releasing a documentary about the 2011 Joplin tornado next month. Find the trailer and more details about the documentary HERE! Photo by Chandler Cruttenden on Unsplash
Aug 19, 2024
Attorney Caught Smuggling Contraband Into Prison
At least it was all in his briefcase. More on the bootleg barrister HERE! Photo by Pau Casals on Unsplash
May 7, 2024
5-7-24 Joplin Storm Damage Info
Thousands are without power this morning due to thunderstorms and a radar-indicated tornado with last nights storms. City of Joplin say potential tornado damage exists between 9th and 20th from Rangeline to Duquesne. Billboard just north of Raising Cain’s. Apartments just north of Herrman Lumber…Behind McDonald’s on Rangeline East 13th looking north toward Herrman Lumber. … Continue reading 5-7-24 Joplin Storm Damage Info
May 6, 2024
Severe Weather Update 5/6/24
Be prepared for severe weather around Joplin and Southwest Missouri, all of Southeast Kansas including Pittsburg and Fort Scott, as well as Northeast Oklahoma including Miami. With the high probability of severe weather tonight, the National Weather Service out of Springfield has put together a weather briefing video. The main threat is damaging wind gusts, … Continue reading Severe Weather Update 5/6/24
Feb 29, 2024
Severe Weather Preparedness Week
March 4th -8th is “Severe Weather Preparedness Week.” Each day highlights a different aspect of severe weather preparation. Monday is focused on how you receive weather information. Tuesday is lightning. Wednesday is Tornadoes…On Wednesday, March 6, 2024, at 11:00 AM State Emergency Management and the NWS will conduct a Statewide Severe Weather Tornado Drill. Every school, citizen, and business is encouraged … Continue reading Severe Weather Preparedness Week
Dec 1, 2023
Attorney Pitches Poop-Filled Pringles Can
Like they say, once you pop you can’t stop. You honor, we would like to enter Exhibits B & M HERE. Photo by Lal MAHAMMAD on Unsplash
Sep 15, 2023
New Fashion: Torn Stained Underwear
Who pre-stains it? Your mother would never want you to get in a car accident in THESE! Photo by OSPAN ALI on Unsplash