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Nov 10, 2026

Sweaty Socks Spider Smugglers Stopped

Tarantula Trafficking Trio Detained in Peru

Sep 7, 2026

Two airport “jokes” lead to two arrests

Two travelers arrested: learn bomb jokes don't fly

Aug 24, 2026

Vader Voices Support For Flock Cameras

Darth Vader has apparently added “city council activist” to his résumé. A guy in full Vader gear showed up at a San Diego City Council meeting to support controversial Flock license-plate cameras — if you can call it support when the argument is basically, “The Emperor needs this to track rebel scum.” Between the signature … Continue reading Vader Voices Support For Flock Cameras

Jul 28, 2026

Doctors Warn Against Cyclospora Diet Craze

So… apparently the internet has decided the latest “diet trend” is the cyclospora stomach parasite, and doctors are having to say “NOOOOOOOO!” Arizona’s dealing with 36 confirmed cases of cyclospora — yeah, the one sometimes linked to contaminated lettuce — and doctors are now having to say out loud, “please don’t try to get this … Continue reading Doctors Warn Against Cyclospora Diet Craze

Jul 22, 2026

Drunken Daredevil Surfs Train Top Naked

Cops arrested a guy from Arizona who decided the best way to travel was naked… on top of a moving train. Not inside. Not near it. Fully on top, like some kind of extremely underdressed action movie stunt. His name’s Daniel Ballance, and apparently before the ride ended, he made sure everyone knew about his … Continue reading Drunken Daredevil Surfs Train Top Naked

Apr 17, 2026

Careless Convict’s Corvette Caper

You’d think getting out of prison would make you want to… not go right back. But apparently, Isaiah Walker had other travel plans. He’s at a Love’s truck stop in Arizona, fresh out, needing a ride to Oklahoma… and spots an 18-wheeler loaded with ten brand-new Corvettes. Total value: about $1.25 million. Naturally, he decides, … Continue reading Careless Convict’s Corvette Caper

Mar 17, 2026

Man Caught Smuggling Ants Onto Plane

A Chinese guy was stopped at the airport in Nairobi, Kenya with more than two thousand live queen ants in his luggage. (Surprisingly, not in his pants.) Authorities counted about 1,948 ants crammed into little test tubes, and another 300 wrapped up in tissue paper rolls. Because apparently that’s how you pack your insect empire … Continue reading Man Caught Smuggling Ants Onto Plane

Mar 12, 2025

Air India Urges Passengers to Stop Flushing Clothing

Air India is asking travelers to only use airplane lavatories for their intended purpose after a flight to Delhi was forced to return to Chicago due to eight of its 12 toilets becoming clogged with items including clothing and plastic bags. Read more here! Photo by Giorgio Trovato on Unsplash

Jul 18, 2024

Giant Snails Snagged at Airport

Airplane food has gone high end in Detroit. More on the slimeball smuggling slimeballs HERE! Photo by Mats Hagwall on Unsplash

Nov 16, 2023

Plane Forced To Land After Horse On Board Gets Loose

Was his name Pegasus by chance? Read more about the perturbed plane bound pony HERE! Photo by Daniel Bonilla on Unsplash