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Jul 2, 2026

Friendly Fireworks Safety Tips

A quick reminder before you celebrate America by almost setting your garage on fire… fireworks are not that complicated. Find an open space. Not your driveway. Not next to your car. Definitely not under a tree you “think is probably fine.” Open space. Light one firework at a time—this isn’t a speedrun—and then back up … Continue reading Friendly Fireworks Safety Tips

Apr 1, 2026

Drunken Airport Debacle

In Daytona Beach Airport in Florida, Bryan Parker apparently decided TSA lines were for amateurs. He plowed his blue Mustang straight through the airport gate and right onto the runway. And because this is Florida, he then tried to hop on a few planes—one even had passengers inside. Thankfully, it was locked. Cops finally nabbed … Continue reading Drunken Airport Debacle

May 12, 2025

Man Attacks Neighbor With Lightsaber

This dude took his neighborly disputes to a galaxy far, far away. More on his turn to the “Dark Side” HERE! Photo by Andrew Santellan on Unsplash

Apr 7, 2025

Heartbreak & Poultry Pilfering

File this under weird breakups. Read more on how this dumb cluck found himself cooped up HERE! Photo by Frank Grün

Dec 16, 2024

Thieves Rowboat Escape Fails

Their plan was full of holes—just like that rowboat! The lesson on why you should always have a getaway oarsman HERE! Photo by Polina Kuzovkova on Unsplash

Nov 4, 2024

Surfer Bitten By Shark At Same Beach Where He Was Bitten 11 Years Ago

Some people never learn. More on the second helping surfer HERE! Photo by Laura College on Unsplash

Oct 30, 2023

TSA Busts Woman With Weed in Adult Diaper

You could say it was her “private stash.” Read all about the diaper dope smuggler HERE! Photo courtesy of Lisa Farbstein – TSA Spokesperson via X, formerly Twitter