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Sep 1, 2026

Woman Wakes With Bat Crawling Into Her Mouth

Mouse dream is a bat nightmare

Mar 12, 2026

Neighborhood Plagued By Nude Burglar

Fairfax County Virginia police are hunting for a man who’s been breaking into homes in Centreville — without bothering to put on any clothes. Yep, we’re talking about a full-blown nude burglar situation. Between March 5th and 8th, at least four residents woke up in the wee hours to find a naked stranger strolling through … Continue reading Neighborhood Plagued By Nude Burglar

Jan 16, 2026

Teacher Charged For Throwing Shoe At Student

In Woodbridge, Virginia, and police are wrapping up a rather… unexpected investigation at Rippon Middle School. Turns out, a teacher allegedly took her disciplinary methods to new heights — or at least shoe-throwing distance. Back in mid-December, she was apparently talking to an 11-year-old student in the hallway, and for reasons known only to her … Continue reading Teacher Charged For Throwing Shoe At Student

Dec 4, 2025

Racoon Trashes Liquor Store, Passes Out

Found spread-eagle next to the toilet like last night’s regret. How he secured his place as Virginia’s most famous party animal HERE.

Apr 28, 2025

Snake Drops From Ceiling Into Margarita

A margarita with a twisssst. More about the most memorable margarita at cocktail hour EVER HERE! Photo: Carletta Andrews/Facebook

Feb 14, 2024

Woman Swings Sword At Cop

This would be a perfect case for bringing back stocks in the town square. More on the ol’ battle axe HERE! Photo by 1MilliDollars on Unsplash