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Jul 23, 2026

Creepy Mime Case Ends in Charges

Police in Massachusetts arrested a mime. Which already feels like the setup to a joke, but nope—real story. This guy had been hanging around a walking trail, full mime getup, just… lingering. And not in a charming, invisible box kind of way. More like, “why is that man staring at me in silence?” kind of … Continue reading Creepy Mime Case Ends in Charges

Jun 12, 2026

Teen Torches Walmart Lingerie Aisle

So… this is a new one. … if you had “mysterious lingerie fire” on your bingo card this week, congratulations. Police in Washington are looking for a guy who apparently walked into a Walmart, made a beeline for the lingerie section… and lit a rack of bras on fire. Not subtle, either. Security video shows … Continue reading Teen Torches Walmart Lingerie Aisle

Feb 16, 2026

Seniors Got Into Huge Picklebrawl

On Super Bowl Sunday, a Florida pickleball game turned full WWE. It went down at a country club near Daytona when Anthony Sapienza, decided his opponents stepped into the ‘kitchen.’ (That’s a pickleball thing — you can’t volley from there. Apparently it’s serious business.) Arguments flew, then Anthony allegedly dropped the C-word at one of … Continue reading Seniors Got Into Huge Picklebrawl

Sep 9, 2025

Shoplifters Caught At Drive-Thru

Justice was served, with a side of fries. How these Fashionistas traded in their combo meals for a pair of handcuffs HERE. Photo credit: Auburn, MA PD

Jun 13, 2025

Man In Cape and Underwear Steals Women’s Lingerie

He left behind a trail of confusion—and a few giggles. More on a suspect with a lot of moxie, and questionable fashion sense HERE!

Jul 19, 2024

Peeved Patrons Punch Pizza Maker

If only Atlanta had other places to buy pizza. More on the piemaker punching punks HERE! Photo by Alan Hardman on Unsplash

Mar 11, 2024

Women Use Dead Man To Make Bank Withdrawal

Life imitating art. Too bad the art is “Weekend At Bernie’s.” The sad troubling details HERE! Photo by ian dooley on Unsplash

Aug 28, 2023

Five Women Arrested for Clogging A Toilet

Two years ago, the price of that toilet paper would have seen them charged with grand larceny. Read about the weirdest “Girls Night Out” ever HERE! Photo by Curology on Unsplash