Creepy Mime Case Ends in Charges

Police in Massachusetts arrested a mime. Which already feels like the setup to a joke, but nope—real story.

This guy had been hanging around a walking trail, full mime getup, just… lingering. And not in a charming, invisible box kind of way. More like, “why is that man staring at me in silence?” kind of way.

Turns out, locals had been seeing him for a while—and not loving it. Especially when it got dark. Because nothing says “relaxing evening walk” like a silent man in face paint watching you from the trees.

He’s now facing multiple harassment charges, and the details only get weirder. Reports say he’d strip down to his underwear, leave eggshells around, follow people, and just stand there… staring. Mostly at women.

At one point, he even covered himself in cooking oil and started working out near people. Which is… not part of traditional mime training, as far as we know.

He pleaded not guilty—and in a very on-brand twist—apparently fainted in court. (Check out the video HERE!)

Please tell us he’s being kept in an invisible box until he makes bail.