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Aug 12, 2026

Florida Diving Drama Over Lobster

Florida’s lobster season apparently brought out the worst kind of territorial behavior: the kind that involves allegedly cutting off a teenager’s air supply. Authorities say 51-year-old Michael Simpson was upset that another boat had anchored near what he considered his lobster-diving spot off Miami. He reportedly circled the boat, argued with the captain, then made … Continue reading Florida Diving Drama Over Lobster

Jun 25, 2026

Toilet Trouble Turns Into Rescue Retrieval

If you ever drop your sunglasses into a campground vault toilet…that’s not a rescue mission, that’s a goodbye ceremony. Some guy at Camp Edison in California learned that the hard way. Dropped his shades in, decided they’re worth the effort, and somehow ended up falling all the way into the toilet. Not metaphorically. Fully committed. … Continue reading Toilet Trouble Turns Into Rescue Retrieval

Jun 4, 2026

Man Had Kid Hold Flashlight During Robbery

Police in Pennsylvania say a man decided to break into an office building in the middle of the day… and apparently thought, “You know what this crime needs? A kid.” The dude brought his girlfriend’s 11-year-old daughter along like it was some kind of weird field trip. When cops showed up, they found James Harkless-Dechellis … Continue reading Man Had Kid Hold Flashlight During Robbery

May 28, 2026

Fleeing Fool Hides In Flue

This guy in Washington tried to dodge police… and picked possibly the worst escape route in recent history. Cops get called to a boarded-up house because neighbors see smoke coming out of the chimney. Not a great sign already. They show up, hear someone inside… and instead of answering the door, this guy climbs out … Continue reading Fleeing Fool Hides In Flue

Apr 20, 2026

Cops Check Up On Gamer Granny

In Ohio, 91-year-old woman missed her daily wellness check call—you know, one of those “just making sure you’re alive” programs. Her daughter couldn’t reach her either, so folks went into a bit of a panic. Police show up, her car’s in the garage, nobody answers the door… so yeah, alarms are going off. They finally … Continue reading Cops Check Up On Gamer Granny

May 6, 2025

Drunk, Pantsless Man, Says He’s Charles Dickens

It certainly wasn’t the best of times for the guy – definitely more like the worst of times. How he tried to rewrite his own story HERE! Mugshot Credit: Pinellas County Sheriff’s Department

Apr 18, 2025

Truckload Of Eggs Burns

Transportation officials confirm: You can have egg on your face. More details on the world’s worst omelet HERE!

Jan 10, 2025

Woman Busted Smuggling Chocolate

How much you want to bet the evidence goes “missing”? More on the best worst smuggler in the world, bar none, HERE! Photo by Tetiana Bykovets on Unsplash

Nov 8, 2024

Lab Monkeys On The Loose

What’s the worst that could happen? More on the monkey business in South Carolina HERE! Photo by Photo by SHIVA REDDY

Oct 9, 2024

Semi Full of Bees Overturns

Oh…honey! More on the story of this truck drivers worst Monday EVER, plus video of the sweet cleanup HERE! Photo by Alexandre Debiève on Unsplash

Sep 20, 2024

Thief Locked Inside Corvette

You don’t just have to figure out how to get INSIDE . . . you also need an exit plan. More on the worst car thief ever HERE! Photo by Colin Lloyd on Unsplash

Jun 25, 2024

Given Choice, Beer Thief Takes Jail

Worst getaway plan ever. More on this bold beer bandito HERE! Photo by Teo Do Rio on Unsplash